Ignoramus

Anyone else an Ivy League grad?

Homeless guy on the subway rocking a New Jersey Avalanche jersey #supportyouthhockey

All it takes is 3 beers at the company happy hour for your coworker to be the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

Anyone know if we have to wake up tomorrow?

@the_P_God Only part that’s missing is the 5:02am “LET’S GOOO!!” + Clapping + Shirtless Flex combo

“Come with me on my 5 am - 8 am in Austin Texas as a 24 year old working in B2B SaaS sales” - goes on run - random dancing - coffee - grounding - breakfast slop - performative meditation, journaling, or Bible study - peace sign to camera as leaving for work

It’s such a do absolutely anything but your job kind of Wednesday

They sayin Harding touched Coolidge and that’s why he quiet

Man sees reflection in mirror and doesn’t like it

How it feels to drink an energy drink with beta-alanine in it

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLKSSSSSSS

honestly Fuck bedtime

@BrianFromGriddy I’m in the corner of the bar ripping drafts instead of talking to women

#Shrink guys who get on a bus to go a whole 5 blocks

On public transit watching a guy get visibly worked up at an argument he’s having with a stranger from his burner account. He’s said he’s gonna fuck this guy’s wife thrice now.

@TatumTendon Thanks bro

In his blind rage from hearing an American speak he didn’t realize that he had just described Liverpool

.@TeamCoachBuzz @coachrock18 @JoshChambers @BEDE1_ @Lyle_Wolf

Can of Beefaroni + Brown Basmati Minute Rice + 4 Jumbo Eggs + Hot Sauce

I just made some BULLSHITTTTTTT

Fitz is out. Mehta is in. We are so back.