COLLINS 🇰🇪
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COLLINS 🇰🇪
@BanguMerchant
Agricultural Economist | Work At Height expert |supports @ManUtd fc | loves Reggae music | @OfficialGMFC | @anthonyfjoshua | #Team_Unbridled



Raila Odinga International Stadium - Talanta


If the High Court overturns the impeachment of Hon Rigathi Gachagua, then he will automatically resume his office and Prof Kithure Kindiki will by operation of law vacate office. Come 2027 and Gachagua will be H.E William Ruto's running mate 🤣🤣🤣...very interesting times ahead.





Arsenal vs City 🏆 Let's break it down within an inch of its life so we know EXACTLY what to expect. The Premier League title is one step away… In a MEGA-THREAD, I reveal who is most likely to WIN! 🔴🔵 Available on Substack & X Subscriptions! Both links in @EBL2017 X bio! ❤️


Arsenal vs City 🏆 Let's break it down within an inch of its life so we know EXACTLY what to expect. The Premier League title is one step away… In a MEGA-THREAD, I reveal who is most likely to WIN! 🔴🔵 Available on Substack & X Subscriptions! Both links in @EBL2017 X bio! ❤️








Kenyan men are dogs 🤧.

Press Release: Public Notice on the Misuse of Currency Banknotes









He came with the Holy Bible and tears. He sang all vernacular songs. He memorized all vernacular greetings across the Country. He spoke in tongues. He went to all villages. He memorized all roads and routes in every village and town. He had a coquettish laughter. He donated Kshs 2M every Sunday. He conned all of us. Being Christians, we all fell for his antics and gave him our votes. We truly believed he was saved and we happily made him the candidate for the Church of Christ. We elected him and were victims of the greatest electoral fraud since independence. After taking over, he shed off the pretense and displayed his true colours. He couldn’t pretend anymore. Our children were abducted and slaughtered. For those who survived, he ordered they be shot in the leg before heading to prison on terrorism charges. He supervised the looting of National wealth, plunder of public resources and sale of strategic public assets for a song. He destroyed the education system, made a mockery of our health system and refused to settle pending bills. He raided the payslips making the working-class beggars in their own country. He sent the National police service to Haiti on a bench-marking trip to learn how to work with criminal gangs and now goons are a fully-fledged department of the National police service. Cornered and exposed by the church, HE is BACK with trickery treachery. Knowing that genuine Christians cannot buy his antics, he has become very imaginative and extremely creative at the altar; ferry goons and cheer leaders to churches using school buses. Pat them a thousand bob each. Increase church donations from Kshs. 2M to Kshs. 20M. For the congregation to look organic, he has acquired head gears and dresses for all denominations including, Woman’s Guild, Mothers Union and Mothers Council. Full containers are ready for use every Sunday; these are being given to women goons and even men with instructions to cheer him in church and shout TUTAM. This is done on agreement with greedy some Bishops who are not even preaching but campaigning. I am glad this shame cannot be entertained in the Catholic Church, PCEA and ACK as well as several Pentecostals and Evangelicals. Looking at this desperation, I remember an African proverb that says ‘When the Death of a monkey is imminent All trees are slippery’. The Man has destroyed our BEAUTIFUL KENYA and he is now promising us an IMAGINARY SINGAPORE!








@EBL2017 @billycarpy We all know Amorim's United has issues but WHY when they WIN you say the opposition was AWFUL and if they DON'T win you say coaches find it easy to prepare and play against United because they play the same all the time.





