Tom Banks

@AskPayPal hi, I'm having difficulty logging into my PayPal account as I can't get past the security check. Can you provide assistance?

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather

What on Earth are all these Ikea versions of absolute rubbish now? Why would anyone buy ikea yeezys, Ikea 5 panels it's just absurd

To the guy who mugged me in bury St Edmonds last night, I hope you enjoy the cash as you clearly needed it more than I did. fkin scumbag

@SunshineKissesV You could make a movie on that

@DIG_Swifte What do you like? My favorites​ right now are Yeezy 350v2 breds, Adidas ultra boost triple black, and old school vans (navy)

@c9_meteos I've been stuck in Kuwait airport for 5 hours, how about you?

@Dekar173 Wanna meet up?

Ways to describe the worst possible situation: -Unfortunate -Hardly ideal -Quite a mess -Not the best outcome -Bothersome -Bit of a pain

North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them! U.S.A.

@LiquidDominate @TSMSvenskeren ni shi sha bi, wo cao ni ma

You could put a push up bra and a dog filter on a watermelon and make it look like a 10/10

@Bananal0l so what does it do then?

So cool how they just blare K-pop max volume everywhere in Korea

Does having a menthol cigeratte count as brushing your teeth ?

@shtella don't worry i've got a mate who's 23 and he insists on having 420 friends on facebook

After all that Claudio Ranieri has done for Leicester City, to sack him now is inexplicable, unforgivable and gut-wrenchingly sad.

Spontaneous trip to South Korea 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷

If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", then your an idiot.