Mykel Banks

“Airtel ODU is the worst thing you can buy if you’re looking for peace of mind” - Frustrated online gamer 💔😂

Your feet are a complete map of your body

The World Bank and the Nigerian government have quietly ended a major $717.7 million power sector loan arrangement. So what really went wrong? Let’s break it down. A truth at a time. #Nigeria #PowerSector #Atruthatatime #WorldBank #Tinubu

⚪ People talk about Zidane's volley and Bale's bicycle kick. But 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 goal from Eden Hazard is Real Madrid's greatest Champions League strike. The perfect team goal.

I was promised automatic ticket before I joined APC but they betrayed me. — Senator Ned Nwoko

“The reason why I started ki!!ing people was because my Oga collected the bike that I was using to feed my wife and son because my Oga wife does not like me”🙆‍♂️ —Edo state security corps apprehended a Bauchi man who confessed to ki!!ing of innocent souls because he was broke

Clash reportedly erupts between secondary school students and their teachers

Cristiano noodle hair in 2018 💇‍♂️ #UCLfinal

🚨 Vinicius Jr: “I’m in no rush to renew my contract. I have a contract until 2027. So, until 2027, we have a lot to discuss with Madrid, and Madrid has a lot to discuss with us”. “Madrid is calm, I’m calm. The president trusts me, and I trust him”, told @CazeTVOficial.

Abuja barber sues Nigeria Police and Bwari DPO for ₦1 billion after allegedly losing an eye to a tear gas canister

🤍🇧🇷 Vini Jr: “I always dreamed of playing at Real Madrid since I was a kid… …and now I’m one of the team’s captains, even being so young. It’s something important that happens only a few times in history”, told @CazeTVOficial.

🚨 Enzo Maresca has already signed a three year deal as Manchester City new manager. Agreement until June 2029 and new chapter to start soon at #MCFC, with Maresca fully involved in the transfer strategy. Here we go, 100% confirmed. 💙🆕

Guiding Arsenal to their first Premier League title in 22 years 🔝 Mikel Arteta is your @barclaysfooty Manager of the Season 👏

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo has won the league title in England, Spain, Italy, and now Saudi Arabia. The greatest to ever play the game. 🥶

Guys this is one technique yall need Don’t snooze on this 🤭🤲🤲

Over the past few days, we have been in Kano working diligently to present candidates for various positions under the NDC through consensus. I am pleased to report that the process has been smooth, peaceful, and highly successful, with candidates emerging for most seats. I also urge those who haven’t been successful at this stage to be patient and consider this as a procession towards the greater good. It has been a truly fulfilling exercise during this blessed period. - RMK

This man is a snake and a liar pretending to be a patriot. This is the same man who advocated for the South to still vote for @atiku as president in 2023 after 8 years of northern presidency, as if we in the South are inferior Nigerians who should constantly be ruled over by Northerners (specifically Fulanis). He pretends to care about the progress and unity of this country, but at the same time wanted the North to continue ruling over us after 8 years of Buhari. If not delusion, superiority complex, greed, hypocrisy, and lack of common sense, how does keeping power in the North after 8 years of Buhari help the unity of the country? I don’t know why people even think a so-called professor who believes making a claim for Atiku’s presidency in 2023 after Buhari is sound, commonsensical, rational, and the best decision for Nigeria’s unity and progress. The fact that the professor sat down, weighed the pros and cons of Nigeria’s history, evaluated the facts about the politics of this country, and then decided that the most effective path to unity in Nigeria is for the South to vote for another Fulani man after 8 years of Buhari shows how delusional he is. People who act and think like him under the guise of being an expert or a professor are the reason why Nigeria has continued floundering badly in the cesspool created by the utter foolishness of him and his kind.

80% of the car got burnt, they towed the GLE away from the car chai na serious gbese be this, why is this guy blaming Fire Service tho?

car dey burn and you leave your GLE for there like that 💔🙆🏽‍♂️

@ARISEtv Yes, he has rejected the concoction.. @ChibuikeAmaechi Damn