banned in jc

Hi everyone. Pleased to announce that Xena Warrior Princess, Judge Judy, Elliott Smith and Chucky on SNL is my brand. Thanks! youtu.be/NDDOyDZ3Aks

Earth, but without warmongering pedophile banker elites.

when you’re heading to the math rock gig

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

When you’re friends with a couple

@NewsWire_US It makes perfect sense, there’s a lot more innocent civilians they could kill there

TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS

@owenjonesjourno @Greg33496529 @GWAMtweets Ignore them, Owen. Anyone actually paying attention to the areas noted knows you’ve been covering them all extensively. Safe travels, and thanks for doing what you do.

Again, I've no idea what point you're trying to make. Leaving aside the fact that the Iranian regime doesn't throw anyone from tall buildings either (though it is obviously violently homophobic), what's your claim here? That if I oppose the illegal murderous war on Iran, then I'm a stooge of the Iranian regime? Do you think those who opposed the invasion of Iraq were stooges of Saddam Hussein, too? Do you think gay Iranians are being liberated by the West right now, including the ones being incinerated by missiles and bombs, maimed, left homeless, grieving their murdered loved ones? Look, I realise you are a stupid person who doesn't have enough brain cells to think through your own positions, but it's worth just spelling out your stupidity nonetheless

This is going to be insufferable white savior vibes isn’t it

There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.

new york has the best museums!! for example right now i’m at The Duane Reade looking at a beautiful deodorant through the glass

As long as you don’t need gas or groceries things aren’t so bad

yes, ice as an institution is horrifically evil and cruel but don’t forget that individual ice agents are also horrifically evil and cruel

@katewillett Safe travels! We are proud of you. And please don’t pay any mind to the monsters on this site who have never done a single thing for another person in their lives.

We are going to Cuba

If people going to Cuba on their own dime and delivering aid is “performative” then i wish a lot of you would get more performative right now.

@yuandyne The Choctaw Vampire Hunters and Grogu

Doesn’t it suck now that you can’t put a small cool piece of worldbuilding that does a lot more with less and people are so incapable of just accepting it without begging for you to make sequels and spinoffs ad nauseum

@OrevaZSN Another example of our rights being trampled by the powerful Morning People lobby. Many such cases.

10:30am is really a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast.

drop the “media.” just “illiterate.” it’s cleaner.

@misterminsoo @ShaneParishGtr The dude yelling “YES” at the wrong time will haunt me for the rest of my days

Shane Parish performing “Bike” at Roulette in New York, 3/20/26

Don't sleep on the Chuck Norris story in Jessica Simpson's memoir. amazon.com/Open-Book-Jess…

@misterminsoo @jagjaguwar What a beautiful evening! Can’t wait for tonight!

Bill Orcutt at Roulette in New York, 3/20/26

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff