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@HMRCcustomers Ok thank you.

@BantFiendBongo You will be able to register now. The deadline for the tax return online submission for 20/21 tax year is 31st January 2022. Rob

@HMRCcustomers Hello, I was on furlough last year and took on some alternative paid work by invoice. There were 3 payments that were not pre taxed amounting to £1109.75 in total. Do I need to do a self assessment of tax? Thanks.

@HMRCcustomers Ok thanks. Is there a certain date that I must do this by? The work was done in the last quarter of last year.

@BantFiendBongo You will need to declare that as Self Employed income and complete a Self Assessment Tax Return. You can use this link: gov.uk/working-for-yo… Rob

@HMRCcustomers No I am not registered as self employed. The work was a one off.

@BantFiendBongo Hi. Have you registered as Self Employed? Rob

@AldiUK Got this Quiche dated the 27th of June from one of your stores. Took it out the fridge today and it's covered in mould!🤢

@BigMickyMic @Tcmaddas Much love.

@Tcmaddas @BantFiendBongo This is amazing Bongo 💯

This joint is Deep & powerful "Depression" soundcloud.com/bongo-scotland… by @BantFiendBongo Unmissable #Edinburgh #Scotland #Hiphop #Rap #Collaborationnation #Dmicproductions #Bristol #MentalHealthMatters #mentalhealth #Funk #Soul Fully Fire Track 🔥🔥🔥

@AndyNipples Must have been a pocket tweet! Haha. #zeddrop

@BantFiendBongo The fuck does that mean?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? She's fucking horrid. Get aff my telly. #Glastonbury

@bigevy @Jacko1120 @steviewhite1 @ftfc What a line! Are you for reel?!

@Jacko1120 @bigevy @steviewhite1 @ftfc Puns everywhere. You know what they say, when the opportunity presents itself take it. Carp e diem!

@JellicoSherwyn @DadJokeMan Thank you for the clarification and the reply, I can now sleep easy! #offtobed Good day.

Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue is 17ft 4. That’s Horatio of about 3:1

Only one man who can sort this mess out

@wisey30 @AndyNipples @DadJokeMan @JellicoSherwyn @gpconnelly Not even close! #thetrafalgarcomparison

@BantFiendBongo @AndyNipples @DadJokeMan @JellicoSherwyn @gpconnelly Has this been sorted?

@AndyNipples @wisey30 @DadJokeMan @JellicoSherwyn @gpconnelly When will he explain himself? #thetrafalgarcomparison

@wisey30 @DadJokeMan @JellicoSherwyn @BantFiendBongo @gpconnelly It's just a really, really poor attempt at a joke or play on words. He's embarrassed himself on social media.

@wisey30 @AndyNipples @DadJokeMan @JellicoSherwyn A bad taste in your mouth? Is that a Trafalgar comparison?!

@AndyNipples @DadJokeMan @JellicoSherwyn I mean the trafalgar comparison. 1st post was sweet, but trafalgar has left a bad taste in mouth

@gpconnelly @wisey30 @JellicoSherwyn @DadJokeMan Is that a Trafalgar comparison?!

@wisey30 @JellicoSherwyn @DadJokeMan I don't use twitter

I had a Cadbury’s Double Decker for the first time EVER yesterday. I always assumed it had raisins and orange in it. It doesn’t. It’s glorious. It’s like a Toffee Crisp had sex with a Boost. And now I have to come to terms with the fact that I’ve basically wasted my life.

Just saw this on reddit and it blew my mind. Is Grover saying "yes, yes, that's a f**king excellent idea" or "yes, yes that sounds like an excellent idea." I can hear both depending on which one I'm thinking in my head!

@RollingStone Myymmy a mmyriad mof my mu

"I think you earn the supercrazy gross, whoa-what-the-fuck-did-they-just-do stuff by having the honest, emotional moments." -Nick Kroll on #BigMouth rol.st/2EA0KYK