Banter Legends

M&S Clapham - we don’t have to live like this. #restorebritain

@craigbrockie amazon.com/Baking-Soda-Ha…

It’s the most underrated medicine on Earth. It fights cancer, kills inflammation, and crushes stress—yet costs pennies per dose. Recently, I’ve been researching its healing benefits. What I found is mind-blowing 🧵

@TheWarEnglish amazon.com/Methylene-Blue…

The weird blue stuff Robert F. Kennedy is filling his drink with? Methylene Blue. The best kept secret in biohacking. Here are its 6 most incredible benefits: #1. Potentially reducing cancer

@Gabepluguez amazon.com/Methylene-Blue…

1. What is Methylene Blue? A medical dye that became something bigger. It enhances: • Brain energy production • Cognitive function • Mental clarity But how it works changes everything...

Methylene Blue was discovered over 140 years ago. & the medical industry has been hiding it from you… Why? Here's everything they don't want you to know about Methylene Blue:

@Gabepluguez amazon.com/Methylene-Blue…

@elonmusk youtu.be/JNmXKloRMDk?si…

Post your best unhinged NSFW Grok posts to this thread!

@FiveTimesAugust Methylene Blue Explained by Neil C Green on Amazon is the best book about this stuff. It’s amazing

Educate me on methylene blue. Who's actually taking it and what is it doing for you?

@FiveTimesAugust amazon.com/Methylene-Blue…

@gcntweet @conordunnealot I’ve never seen a bigger pair of virgins in all my life.

CyclingMikey’s mission: catching distracted drivers and holding them accountable. 🚴‍♂️👮‍♂️ @conordunnealot joins him on the streets of London—but is this a good way to improve road safety?🤔 🎥Find out 👉 gcn.eu/cyclingvigilan…

@leekern13 If you think you’re brave you should see what happens with Momo in my latest show youtu.be/JNmXKloRMDk?si…

A couple of observations: Anyone angry at my drawing of the muslim prophet Mohammed is acknowledging that the Muslim prophet Mohammed looks EXACTLY like me In a free society it is permissible to say whatever one likes about the Muslim prophet Mohammed - and to draw his face (which looks like my face - peace be upon it). If a muslim was to incite violence against me or try to enact violence because I’ve exercised my freedom of expression - the transgression is entirely upon the muslim - they are the savage, they are the barbarian, they are the sinner, they are the bully, they are the tyrant, they are the villain ripping up the social contract of a civilised society

youtu.be/JNmXKloRMDk This episode might get me beheaded

@AmazonKDP The book where you stole my kenp

Ever had those "put the book down and take a walk" moments? 🚶‍♂ What KDP reads have made you pause and take a beat recently? ⬇️ #BookLovers #ReadingJourney #UnforgettableReads

@AmazonKDP Are you gonna pay these motherfuckers their kenp or just not bother registering it after 2 years like you did with me?

This month, we’ve handpicked a selection of books that are perfect to snuggle up with during the holiday season. 🔥🪵 From tales of love and family to thrilling adventures, there's something for everyone on our list. ✨ #BookRecommendation #AmazonKDP

@SchmozzleYT Your YT channel SUCKS!!!

I used to have 90 followers on this account, now I have 10, and I'm happy about that. Why? Because they were all bots that were finally removed and now the 10 followers I have are real people.

@AmazonKDP Fuck off KDP you prick

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@BigWillyMan3 @JLPtalk Have you seen my latest show Noicey?

@JLPtalk Thats right!

It's not "Happy Holidays," it's MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎅🏿 🎄

@AmazonKDP Why are you not applying my kenp anymore and then ignoring my emails?

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@AmazonKDP Liars

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@WindsorLnding @AmazonKDP Hehe would you like me to put you in my show?

@BanterLegends @AmazonKDP Still waiting for the gift you promised for reading your book…

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