your dad

@_Futbolero_ Se resbala en el puto balon, que podrido tienen el cerebro

El primer gol llego tras una roja perdonada a Arnold. El segundo gol llega tras otra amarilla perdonada al mismo Arnold. Ni con la Liga perdida dejan de robar.

@TamunokuroGeor1 @trollol_epl @Europeannewsbvb Real never needed Kane during those years.

@Banter_CF @trollol_epl @Europeannewsbvb He played in La Liga forever. Could you imagine with Kane would do with that number of seasons and the players behind him?

I swear Benzema before 2022 was seen as Choupo Mouting with bit more flair. Nowadays I am hearing „Goat 9“ what are we doing here man.

@Ghendo223 @trollol_epl @Europeannewsbvb “Look who hes played for” Its almost like being Real Madrid’s #9 for 14 years means hes actually good. Hes a big game player.

@Banter_CF @trollol_epl @Europeannewsbvb Context is everything. Look who he’s played for and for how long, it’s no wonder he is as high as he is. Would you take benzema over guys like Henry, van nistelrooy, di Stefano, etc etc? No, you wouldn’t

@trollol_epl @Europeannewsbvb Its nothing special until you add up his goals and realize hes #4 all time goalscorer in champions league and #4 all time goalscorer in La Liga.

@Banter_CF @Europeannewsbvb Nothing special for a striker starting at Real Madrid

@COSCU10 @Messilizer0 #4 in champions league all time goalscorers and #4 all time in La Liga. People lie, numbers dont

@Banter_CF @Messilizer0 But never the best striker 😭🤣

Crazy how the worst player here is the only one with a ballon d'or

@Sage_FCB Funny enough ever since Raphina joined Barcelona Real Madrid - 8 titles Barcelona - 6 titles

Real Madrid fans would be more than happy if this deal works out

@Winstontupadre Ese mismo año el Real Madrid tambien le gano al Bayern. El Bayern de hoy hace lo que quiera con su defensa de cristal del barca

Imposible competir contra Bayern estamos a años luz, ojalá volver a ganarles 4 a 1 como en este partido de 1995.

@AminoBoxing @MikeCoppinger Canelo has done everything he could in the sport already. He could easily be fighting non ranked trash cans for easy paydays but instead hes still fighting champions

Imagine anyone who thought Canelo would take an easy touch. It’s not how he’s built.

@Acastella140896 @NachoJP_ 4 diferentes jugadores esta temporada que marcan toda la diferencia. El año pasado le ganaron a un Bayern que tenia al viejito Muller de 10. Por eso llevan 11 años sin ganar nada en europa, se creen los mejores del mundo, viene la hora de la verdad y les pintan la cara

@NachoJP_ Puta, es enserió. No vez que el Barca, ya le clavo 4 a este Bayern de kompany Quizás El psg oponga resistencia Pero el Bayern no gana ni de broma La defensa parece un flan

Con todos los jugadores disponibles, ¿creéis que el Barça podría haber ganado en una hipotética final de la Champions League a PSG o Bayern de Múnich?

@Rockinmebabe @micheal_ws18 You have diabetics posting videos how they drink zero sugar sodas and it doesnt spike their blood sugar at all, its so easy to debunk your take

@micheal_ws18 Whether it's real or fake sugar, the body responds to it by making insulin, so even diet drinks can contribute to insulin resistance.

If you drink a zero-calorie, sugar-free soda, is it still bad for you?

@mrchaseitall @micheal_ws18 You achieve it with artificial sweeteners that are like 100x sweeter than sugar so you only have to use so little that it basically has no calories. When you cut out sugar you cut out all the carbs and calories.

@micheal_ws18 That’s the biggest poison. You look at the nutrition list everything is at 0g How do you think they achieve that? Switch your brain on.

@a_deeeeey @FCB_Xabhi Theres that delusion we talk about. To even think that last years Bayern is the same as this one is crazy. They now have Stanisic at RB. They have Pavlovic at cm. They now have Tah at CB. And they now have Luis Diaz who is Top 5 in the world right now.

@FCB_Xabhi We dog walked this same bayern team last season so..

Watching this game so far, do y'all culers think Barca could have hung out with either Bayern or PSG in the final?

@joh13056 @mariotomich Its ok, we know you can never hit 10% BF. At 10% BF you’ll probably be 180 soaking wet

@mariotomich Not all of us want to be fucking twigs even if you're "shredded" 😅 15%-20% body fat at 200lbs-210lbs will FOREVER be more impressive than -10% body fat at 150lbs. You could literally be thrown around like a "shredded" rag doll 🤣

Peak delusion is thinking that walking around shredded at 5ft 10 and 200 lbs is normal.

@pokoneill @mariotomich Whatever you say tubby, go and get on a treadmill. 5’9 245 and “lean” my ass 😂. Post a pic of your physique or else just stay quiet.

@dailyspacefact @stackapp Reta does more than Tirz, thats why its more popular.

@stackapp Reta does better on social media, not actual humans.. It consumes the entire peptide algo on tik tok. Huge over there

Hot take on Retatrutide Yes it's powerful. yes the weight loss numbers are bigger. but it's not going to be the dominant prescribed weight-loss peptide The elevated RHR signal will makes doctors cautious. tirzepatide is the safer prescribe for the median patient Retatrutide stays dominant in the gray market. that's where the legitimate vs gray market split actually shows up

@avalanchezak @stackapp Creatine Whey protein Magnesium Vitamin D All of those are not fda approved. So your argument is laughable. Reta hits 3 agonists while Tirz only hits 2. Also Reta is king for those looking to retain as much muscle as possible.

@stackapp Let me inject this non-FDA approved vial of crap I bought somewhere online, probably safe right? No thanks I’ll stick with brand name tirz.

@_Futbolero_ Todo bien mientras sea contra un Getafe o un Levante. Porque en partidos grandes se caga

Los comparaban con Cubarsí y Lamine y han terminado siendo peores que Christanval y Faubert.

@GxlDeManutinho Hay alguna vez en toda la historia del futbol que el Barca perdio y no le robaron? Es increible, si los arbitros fueran justos estarian 40 años invictos

El Inter de Milán le negó a Messi la oportunidad de conseguir un tricampeonato histórico de Champions, muchos se han olvidado de cómo nos robaron en aquella eliminatoria…