Carlyle Esquivil Lauderdale

@clockjunk I am also unemployed

-Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga -Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano -Ça Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand -Jaan Pehechan Ho by Mohammed Rafi -Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65 -Yi Jian Mei by Fei Yu-ching

songs that were huge in their home countries a decade+ ago that became international hits after use in media: -Murder on the Dancefloor by Sophie Ellis-Bextor -Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone -Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God) by Kate Bush -Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

@clockjunk Don’t forget Goobers

@WholesomeMeme Cat

@Matt_Pinner Fuckable looking dog

If this was your dog, what would you name him..?

@DIVIIDAE Fuckable looking dog

My love for badgers has been well hidden.. until now

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@Tekeee Holy shit what a loser. Should have stayed with dad the whole time. I’m rolling in bank fággøt.

I'm 28 years old, just had to move back with my dad... No job,no money in my savings, my checking has $28.34 in it Im just so tired, man. Exhausted. If you ever feel like you're alone in all of this, please know that you're not.

@clockjunk Wait if you do this you better credit Carlyle you fucker !!!

@clockjunk Just go to Atlanta and spray paint the welcome sign and call it your discovery

I want to find the lost city of Atlantis so bad and then bring it back to the surface and reestablish it

@soupyfur @garbagebaby6 hello. Tweeting from bunny twitter. I reconsidered it and I think we can get married. Just message me.

xbox.com/en-US/games/st… @HamboMode buy me this

@ExtremeBlitz__ I’m Special

realizing im not special and will probably end up working a 9-5 like the rest of society

@Yoda4ever Fuckable

@realsnoopys I’d fuck it

@bunnyposting_ Pizza

what is the best vegetable. serious answers only

@MCU_Direct What a fatass

Ned's glow up in the MCU:

@elspacefanchal if you really are Elon musk follow me to prove it

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@elonmusk peanut man

🍀 Happy St Patrick’s Day! 🍀

@horsetwting i'm hungry

@paneerchillli They can live off weighing down their family and friends

what careers can someone pursue at 30 if they’re starting fresh without a degree or relevant skills?