Pierre Montgomery Beauregard Lauderdale

SO WHAT if I said I’d turn a new leaf? FUCK all of these cretins. I’m going HAMBO MODE.

@Baphometberry No

xbox.com/en-US/games/st… @HamboMode buy me this

@blobjunk1455391 @Baphometberry Look @Baphometberry, looks like you have a friend

@Baphometberry I want RAZZBERI

I want ice cream

@clockjunk Don’t hurt yourself boy

I don’t care about the job! I did fine I had a good life. but what I needed then was a friend. and you abandoned me. now get the fuck out of my house.

@Baphometberry Hello, son!

Hello.

@theqinemperor You sound like a pedophile.

@HamboMode Catch up with the times unc

I’m tired of listening to what sounds like the same song for an hour so that dudes with crossbody bags and oversized tees can frat flick instead of actually dancing. Let’s get some music where the base drops or there’s lyrics.

@Baphometberry Go get em son

This is whatsup

@obviousari I am currently in a state of aggression and high testosterone, despite being 67 years old. This unusual spike is called #HamboMode and is genetic and I passed it to my little blueberry of a son, @Baphometberry

explain your username

@AmazingEyes1122 Maybe just once

Eat or skip?

@therealsupes Post something you’re in if you’re really an actor and not some bugger boy fishing for attention

oh this show is going to be FREAKY

@Baphometberry @AtlasCatProd @BrendaHend96642 Carlyle! Leave these sexual deviants alone and get back to the blueberry plants! They are withering.

@AtlasCatProd @BrendaHend96642 AssCat Productions

"how do you deal with all the pain you have had in your life?" That's the thing, I don't. I don't deal with it, I just fight through it. Pain? I don't feel much physical pain, all of my nerve endings are destroyed, burnt out, not there, or severely damaged. -->

@Baphometberry @onlineinsane Stop bringin bugs inside!

@onlineinsane Me when I play pretend with my bugs

@therealsupes Quit pussyfooting with posts for attention you little buckaroo bitch

This means something to me

Blessed little blueberry @Baphometberry

My boy Carlyle is having a ball. Blessed boy. Enjoying and having the time of his life with his big ole donut hole. Life is so sweet, so simple, just like a donut hole.

@therealsupes Get a job Nancyboy and stop posting low hanging fruit because you are an unsuccessful “actor”

This is the most Bruce Wayne looking dude ever

@Baphometberry What?!? He blocked you? What a little Nancy boy fruitcake! I’ll take care of this son. NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY LITTLE BLUEBERRY.

lol what a fuckin fâg

@Baphometberry What’s your imaginary friend’s name?

@HamboMode ok

I played marbles with my imaginary friend today. Pops took away my marble box so I used blueberries

@Baphometberry Much better grammar.

Hello. Follow me. I am new.

@Baphometberry Carlyle, remember to capitalize your I’s and what not. I hired you a tutor for a reason.

the only superbowl i want is a bull full of blueberries