Ash 🐀

*angrily stomps over to a block of vending machines and tapes a note onto one* WHOEVER HAS BEEN USING CURSED ARTIFACTS TO STEAL CHOCOLATE FROM THIS MACHINE NEEDS TO STOP AND RETURN THOSE ITEMS TO THE RESEARCH STORE ROOM ASAP. VENDING MACHINES ARE A PRIVILEGE! - Management

Elden ring boss so hard I had to take a break to make jam so I don’t kms

Finally posting this damn study

last nites drawing

an offer when u visit my humble abode...

My two MCs, in meme form.

@sinistersprspy At least you’d have context for it. Everyone else gets “ugh so I can’t say anything but I LOVE this character I can only talk about in the vaguest ways!”

@sinistersprspy You know what I’m talking about! Unless you’re saying “Please, email me your unhinged ramblings about how much you love your weird characters!” BECAUSE I’LL DO IT

There’s literally nowhere I can go to fangirl about my characters augh WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY BABIES

the new live laugh love

yes absolutely

A body is mostly bacteria. A mind is mostly demons. Tech companies are renting out graveyards, trying to get their algorithms haunted

Ha funny brain chemicals made me sad, bbrrrrrr

You ever get obsessively focused on a new project only to feel it slipping after a week or so and just try desperately cram anything that will re-awaken that spark into your brain but the intensity is going and you just sit there sliding downhill into lethargy ha no me either

Stepping through the tall grass leaves a pathway, a comet's trail of trampled verdancy. The meadow remembers your passage: its fairy roads are calligraphy for hunters. Mow your lawn, that I might travel stealthily

@ecto_fun Feed those sweet babies!

i dont like when they fight they should all get one

@OldOneInTheVoid It would be such a huge pain to restart, but maybe some day!

@BarbiturateCat Not to be any more That Guy than I clearly am, but you might find a comfortable and welcoming community on the mastodon.art server. Nothing will ever be what this place was, sadly.

I came back here because I have no other other dopamine producing outlet for my absolutely unhinged thoughts on the Internet and I’m very sad to realize this shit hits different now and is no longer dopamine producing.

Any local (WPG) peeps can recommend a good headshot photographer?