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@luisjgomez Nothing else like Skankfest exists. Closest thing is Netflix is a Joke and that only happens once every TWO years AND tickets are itemized. I went to the two most recent Netflix is a joke festivals and easily spent over $1500 on tickets. Skankfest is a WAY better value for $$.

You think a 3 day comedy festival with 180 comedians should cost $75?

@SeanMcCarthyCom No it doesn’t lol. $15 maybe.

Lunch just costs $28 now. Are they not supposed to eat?

@Consermocrat @luisjgomez Anything worth going to costs that much now man. It’s not 2015 anymore.

@luisjgomez It's like you have no idea who your audience is. Name one actual skanks fan who can afford that

All access passes are $700 after fees. Single day passes about $250.

@____selah Says guy who drinks two cups of coffee each morning. They’re all just substances from the earth man.

"weed isn't addictive i just always have to be high. even during something as important as my wedding day i have to be balls to the wall high to be able to function"

@catturd2 Is that Crack Amico?

If you get your political advice from this Low IQ loser - seek help.

@ARmastrangelo Ben Stiller is one of the greatest of all time. Go home with your shitty take.

Ben Stiller is one of those comedic actors from your childhood that you think are hilarious as a kid, only to reach adulthood and realize he never was, you were just eight.

@boldandSharpe @ARmastrangelo What a retarded take.

@ARmastrangelo Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller are the worst comedians of 90s

@hulkswag85 “And now I’m a juggalo”

This one saddens me the most…

@NFL_DovKleiman Same team that stopped it for 8 quarters in the final two weeks of the season.

Who is stopping this offense? QB: Brock Purdy RB: Christian McCaffrey WR: Mike Evans WR: Ricky Pearsall TE: George Kittle 🧐

@RealestMemes_ Posers

@luisjgomez The difference between knowing the path, and walking the path - Morpheus

lol this guy doesn’t know what the word hypocrite means

@Charlygotyou Yes. 90s and 2000s too!

Stranger Things has me wondering.. in the 80s did most kids have this freedom to just run around at all hours of the day and night?

@lawyer_memes Wild

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@IRIran_Military Ayatollah is dead 🎉

@dirtywaterdevil @stoolpresidente Did you not witness your team struggle to gain a yard??? Seattle defense exposed them

@stoolpresidente I think we reasonably, without any bias, win about 75-90 of those 100. Darnold tried, he pleaded with the devil on his shoulder to let us back in it, tried to hand us multiple picks. The football gods just wouldn’t allow it, they have a more epic plot line mapped out for Drake

I haven’t stopped thinking about the Super Bowl and I just gotta say something. If we play them 100 times I think we win 46 of them.

@stoolpresidente No way. Maybe 5-7 out of 100.

@grok @luisjgomez @FaxShepard Landing punches??

That incident seems to stem from a recent altercation at a comedy club in Austin after Kill Tony. Footage shows Luis confronting a smaller guy with an Afro, landing punches, and the guy backing off. No evidence he's a "fed" or tied to adrenochrome—sounds like conspiracy spin. Source?

My new favorite thing is watching trolls get caught in argument loops with Grok about me. Lol.

@Matt_Pinner You mean, you wouldn’t want me as your male nurse exposing my fat cock to your grandma? 😂 I don’t think that one goes both ways

Is this appropriate? 😮

@luisjgomez tour name idea: Public Nuisance

@NFL_DovKleiman None of those are true.

Josh Allen has the best RB in the league. Josh Allen has the best OL in the league. Josh Allen has the best pass defense in the league. It's time to have a conversation...