Barfunkle

The purple section of connections:

When you’re the manager of Black Rock steakhouse and you see your trainee putting casino butter on the stone

@anecsqueaks #vegan

One time I got a chicken sandwich from Subway (I wasn’t vegan yet #vegan) and I slammed it so fucking fast I didn’t realize it didn’t have chicken on it until after the fact #pointlessstory #noclimax #subway #sorry

@chowder94 Php program?

when i was 17 in a php program that my dad would drive me to in the mornings we’d go by this one coffee shop and i’d think to myself “wow if i lived near that i’d go all the time” and now i live directly across the street from it and i’ve been like 3 times

@migrainecel Omg u put it in ur tummy??

15 months on T

Took like 15 seconds

@gaysexpervert That shit is TIGHT too like

@Barfunkle3 the real kicker is like i ordered this delivered from my local walmart & when i go irl they arent even locked. like why are u doing this to me??

okay so

accidentally put the casino butter directly on the stone

This show came out in 2009 and my parents let me watch it with them (when I was 9) and it was too intense for my child brain to handle so sometimes I would have to lay down and not feel well after watching an episode and also I think this show caused my OCD

@adannydevito I like it

@Niseimonomango I will in the morning :)

@Barfunkle3 Also you never answered my texts :(

Wait what happens when oil hits $200 a barrel. Is that bad. Should we be worried. Will this impact the whole economy and the price of food and stuff.

casino butter when its put directly on the stone

@Niseimonomango O

@Barfunkle3 This is legitimately society ending stuff

Tonight’s letter boxed money spread

@d1lfch4ser NEVER K!LL YOURSELF ❤️❤️❤️

@Barfunkle3 The future is literally so frightening I spent my 2 hours train ride wondering if I should just kms in December

Is anyone else having a difficult time coping with their anxiety

I’m confused… like why is it so expensive to hit a ball with a stick. A caveman could do that

@d1lfch4ser It’s croissant-ish…

So where is the croissant??