Bark Pamphlet

Stormy sea conditions in Burnham last night

@monstroso Lovely job.

Just about finished my new painting…

@heartresearchuk Is there a list anywhere of who contributed which piece? Intrigued to find out.

We’re thrilled to announce that this year’s auction has raised an incredible initial total of nearly £100,000! 🎉Thank you to everyone who participated and helped make this event such a success—your support means the world 🌍

Twitter going down the shitter #TateBritain

Yep

@mistersolo Noted. So ordering might result in a whiter, or a greyer panel?

@BarkPamphlet It's slightly whiter. I actually like the less opaque version. They're all hand printed by yours truly so very varied

Second edition of the work live life misc T is rather delish alldonebykindness.com

We get it - Angela Rippon is supple.

@lombardi_brian A daft romp, eh?

@stephknee can't see his feet but I'm guessing white-soled shrainers

Should Robert Smith go shorter with the hair now? #TheCure #barnet #backcomb #goth

@lombardi_brian In which H Grant reprises his role from Paddington.

Strong socks today.

Jeans already at half-mast

David Coote with your head like a ventriloquist's doll.

The trickiest word for the internet generation to spell? 'Lose'. Is it one o or two? I'm loosing the plot here. One or two?!

Witnessed some appalling crimes in the garden centre.

@Mozzaretti Prob has more cardigans.

I'd much rather talk about Arne Slot's 45 min Reds. Treating the first half of games as a limber up, a chance to get the muscles moving. Then in for a hot brew, a slash and a handful of jellybeans before sending all opposition back to the changing room for a little cry. #LFC

@skipratmedia Yes. Convincing.

@BarkPamphlet Speaking as a neutral observer, that game was lethal in intent and execution. Incredible even.

Hearing Trump has now resigned cos Susie Dent skewered him with an antiquated word. Any truth @ChrisMasonBBC ?