charlie higson

@realjahwobble Very much enjoyed your talk at the Idler festival. Was going to say hello but got distracted. Onwards and upwards.

I’ve had a few of these messages in my DMs. Are they scams? “Hey mate, I got nominated to co-host a podcast organized by Spotify in collaboration with Google It all comes down to the public vote now, and I’d really appreciate your support”.

For one day only. Prep for the summer break with a UK Kindle special – download @VaseemKhanUK's Quantum of Menace for just 99p, today only here: amazon.co.uk/Quantum-Menace…

Made me laugh.

I’m trying to think of the greatest British warnings. My favourites include: 1. Watch it. 2. You’re on thin ice. 3. I’ve had just about enough of this.

I’m still not over how bad (and brilliant) this is 🤣 Star Trek… Captain Kirk vs the Gorn. One of the slowest, and definitely the most ridiculous and terrible, fight scenes ever put on television. They really went for it🤣

Sorry to keep banging on about events I'm doing but it's bloody hard getting people to read books these days. So - I will be at my old uni, UEA, on Thursday 23 July 7.30 talking about my ("hugely entertaining") story of the monarchy uea.ac.uk/events/norwich…

COME WITH ME TO FRANCE NEXT SUMMER! 🇫🇷 'Rise of the Tudors' is a historical retreat in south of France featuring a series of interactive lectures. We'll share plenty of French cheese, wine and good times, and learn how the Tudors became The Tudors. walnutbarnretreats.com/event/the-rise…

@CepheusTalks @BadWritingTakes He ran into copyright problems.

@BadWritingTakes whatever happened to lord buckethead?

Nothing in British politics may ever be this funny again, I fear.

Who needs mysterious Thai-based crypto-billionaires or convicted criminals called Posh George? You can support Team Binface by bunging me the cost of a trio of affordable croissants (£3) at ko-fi.com/countbinface. Or don’t. I love you either way.

@BadWritingTakes If anyone is interested, Count Binface has a go fund me account where you can buy him a bin liner ...

@Gb3Mark @BadWritingTakes Surely he was having a laugh.

@BadWritingTakes Irony meter exploded (again!). For 10 years we've wanted to know who funds Banks.

@RonD84 Indeed.

@monstroso Love them or hate them, Nolan makes proper movies.

I am so looking forward to seeing this! A proper film. My 12-year-old self will be very jealous.

@BazFoster3 Haha.

@monstroso He will but will be probably be more interested in some lotto numbers tbf

@D1ggaGa I might use that and reword it.

@monstroso The last bit could very well be describing Brian Johnson lead singer of AC/DC but the first bit is he’s 78

Turns out that 48-year-old longevity guru, Bryan Johnson, has the heart of a 37-year-old, the lungs of an 18-year-old and the stomach lining of a pensioner.

Tomorrow evening (Thursday). Conway Hall. Red Lion Square. Me and @jamesjamesbrown Be there. There will be Kings!!!! (And queens). All but one of them dead. tickets.howtoacademy.com/charlie-higson…

@dollyscottage Haha.

@monstroso All those years eating cake on Test Match Special were bound to make their mark...