📣 Barmy Lord Brockman 🎩 2nd Earl of Mustard

@HouseofErmine We are the Pothole Preservation Society 🎵

Potholes that have been in situ, un repaired for longer than three months or that recur on a regular basis should become the responsibility of the National Trust and be designated a National Treasure thus raising revenue for proper repairs. #Manicfesto

@BarmyLord I got a Bloop Eater badge, but I've never eaten a Bloop since

It’s a sign of the times when deleting history is more important than making it !

@parla8ane He’s probably right .

@BarmyLord Brodie told me that you're barmy.

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog Brodie — we both laughed at the thought of it .

As I’ll be standing for election in May and my watchword is ‘openness & honesty in public office ‘ - there is something you all need to know about me 👇

@DrSyn4 😂😂

In a recent YouLoony Poll , the @Official_MRLP discovered that 8 out of 10 people are currently wondering where the other 2 are . #YouLoony

@DrSyn4 😂👏

@WeirdArchives Excellent suggestion , I tip my 🎩

@BarmyLord Considering some of the bad blood between MPs, it’s best to follow Johnny Cash’s advice about “Don’t Take Your Guns To Town.”. Arm wrestling, on the other hand, is perfectly fine. Might liven up Question Time if someone can suggest it to settle disputes.

King Edward II banned MPs from carrying weapons into Parliament. The Statutum de Defensione portandi Arma was signed into law on the 30th October 1313, and it has never been amended or modified. It comes to something when your MP can’t be trusted to wear their sword to work .

@HouseofErmine Just put it on expenses Mi’Lud

I don’t mind anyone going on strike, it’s their right to do so up to and until it’s made illegal ! I don’t mind people moaning about the strikes, it’s their right. I do wonder though how these people are expected to pay their bills when the bills exceed their earnings #JeremyVine

@DavePiperDJ Probably because they are honourable Ladies & Gentlemen - they must be good at that Wordle game .

@DrSyn4 Can you recommend a good bed & breakfast in Shitham - we’d like to visit .

@DrSyn4 Nadine will be after you if she reads that .

MPs have a total inability to give a meaningful answer to a question, “Do you want fries with that?" would result in "Fries are not the issue here and whether I want them is a matter for me and my party to decide but what we can say is this: our record on fries is second to none”

@DrSyn4 😂😂

@HouseofErmine 🎵 "I've been to the year 3000 Not much has changed, but they lived underwater And your great-great-great-granddaughter Is still arguing about Brexit on social media 🎵

The thing I regret most about Brexit is that we are still arguing about it. #JeremyVine

@CaptainFarley @TaylorMod Still get goose bumps as it begins - possibly their greatest track .

@TaylorMod Tin Soldier is one of my favourite songs ever. What a voice.

Remembering Steve Marriott. Born this day in 1947, what a voice.genius

@DrSyn4 😂😂