Barney Durrant

Went to see the Poster announcing the new @thecure album "Songs of a Lost World" at the Railway (formerly The Rocket) in Crawley. Venue for the first ever gig for The Cure with that band name back in 1978. Can't wait to hear it @RobertSmith #THECURE #SONGSOFALOSTWORLD

Loving the Winter Olympics coverage @BBCSport and amazed at how much Guy Garvey @Elbow knows about bobsleigh and skeleton.

I'm confused why is Toadfish from Neighbours in Phil's flashback in EastEnders. This is some meta stuff #EastEnders

Hey @spenley @LaraLewington when will the last episode of @BBCClick be? Every week right now I'm just hoping for one more....

Nevermind whether Linda is a traitor or not, I know who she reminds me of.... #Traitors #linda #samtheeagle #muppets

Loved watching the documentary @gettinglostdoc and seeing my name on the credits - so exciting! #gettinglost #lost #losties

@bushontheradio never underestimate the taste of the social media audience 🤣

You try infinite creative ways to engage with your audience and then a video of you trying to rob a loose pack of M&Ms from a vending machine gets 4M views 😭

@MrMiller007_ Also James Bond isn't a short cultist nob.

Lets not get it twisted. James Bond is still the GOAT Mission Impossible has a way better batting average as of late but Hunt will never be as iconic as Bond ⚪️⚪️🔴

@oliviasolon Intriguing tweet to choose, Olivia 🤣

Very confused by some of the signposting on X now. Why is "Uber" floating above the tweet? What does the little speech bubble mean?

@NickyAACampbell Many echoes of your abuser in the CofE case - the same sad playbook from those in charge.

Protect the reputation of the institution and hope the problem goes away. Protect the reputation of the institution and hope the problem goes away. Protect the reputation of the institution and hope the problem goes away. Protect the reputation of the institution and hope the problem goes away. Protect the reputation of the institution and hope the problem goes away.

@nickgraynews People with kids party and have hobbies, Nicholas. They are just normal people, who also have children.

Do older people who are married and have kids ever look at single people in their 30s Single people who are like making content and going out and partying and do you older people ever think like “WTF are you doing!?!?!” I just bet it is so strange when you’re married and you have kids to see other adults in the world doing unique pursuits and having insane hobbies Or simply just wasting time and you think like wow!! This person or these people are aliens Maybe that’s totally wrong but I do honestly wonder how married people with kids look at older single people And if you want to just grab us by the shoulders sometimes and look us in the eyes and shake some sense into us

@NickyAACampbell even the President of the current Cop is at it ironically.

Yea right. There just isn’t the funding for climate denial. 😂😂😂

@fesshole This is a super sad post - never deny your kids some magic, they will soon grow into a world without it.

Raised my children without Santa because it felt like a lie. They, however, are raising their kids with Santa. It's so fun to watch my grandchildren believe in magic that I now regret that my own children never got to experience it.

@bushontheradio One - this one

Weird question but how many belts have you got and what's your FAVOURITE ONE?

@ColinMurray The Fry's Who Loved Me Moonflaker You Only Live Twix

Just bought a collection of James Bond mini chocolate bars (not an Ad). I started thinking about chocolate James Bond movies and I’m struggling! All I’ve managed… Licence To Kit Kat No Dime To Die Butterfinger (US) Help me out if you can. Or not. 0️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ 🍫

@rickedwards1 Hmm @markchapman is the one. He is the apprentice on Match of the Day 2, he's much cheaper and his twitter is uncontroversial and he's very, very good.

100% your place to say and I for one would support your bid to become the new Director General of the BBC, Iain.

@NinaWarhurst @BBCBreakfast I knew @hayleycampbell was similar to LL Cool J in some way.

Overheard in the office corridor 👀 LL Cool J & entourage telling Monty Don they are massive fans and asking for a selfie This is why the @BBCBreakfast office is the best office

@robbiewilliams Will you be dressing up as a monkey?

Robbie today announces his highly anticipated tour for 2025: “This tour is going to be my boldest yet - I can’t wait to see you next year. There will be songs from the movie ‘Better Man’ and some new music too…but more on that soon. RW ❤️” Visit  betterman.robbiewilliams.com for dates & pre-sale access details.

@RyanTheSoapking I think its the perm.

@rickedwards1 That is cool - imagine how hairy his black t shirt is under that cardy.

Got a photo with LL Cool J. Did not manage to hide giddy excitement.

@bushontheradio Joe Wicks pretending he's helping humanity get fitter when in fact he just wants to sell books and exercise classes.

Drawing more pictures this week, if there's an irritating bit of human behaviour you'd like me to capture reply to this!