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Barrista Mike, ESQ
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Barrista Mike, ESQ
@Barrista_Mike
Human Behavioral Anthropologist || μακιαβελικός || Pro Patriarchy || Husband. Father to gorgeous Ameerah👶❣️
Earth Katılım Ağustos 2024
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And I can’t remember when I had 10hrs of electricity in this nigeria
Kwadwo Sheldon@kwadwosheldon
@acca_ish 19hrs
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Euskara
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Still bothers me how women have so many clothes.
Them go leave like 25 of their clothes for your house and them go still dey function normally.
If drycleaner carry 25 of my clothes
I'm one weekend away from nakedness.
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@dbm9ja This campaign will be different. They don't know what is coming that includes Tinubu.
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@Mr_blessedness @TouchlineX That's not a rebel, that's a dictator.
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🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: During his time at AS Monaco, Kylian Mbappé got into a heated confrontation with teammate Andrea Raggi that involved insults and pushing.
The manager Leonardo Jardim then demanded Kylian Mbappé to leave the training pitch, but he refused.
As a result, Jardim had to move the entire squad and coaching staff to another pitch so they could continue training without Mbappé.
Mbappé was later left out of Monaco’s match against Metz.
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@BolajiBillions7 @Wizarab10 In a society like Nigeria where so many people can’t fulfill their 1st & 2nd order needs,love is very very rare. Everyone is in survival mode. You really don’t know who someone is until their needs are met & they met you on the level you are.These are just opinions tho.Stay Jiggy
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E sure me say your papa no wise pass anambra men
PookieandSnookie@OhiksAustine
@osemagnum A lot of morons saying No Nigerian go wan marry her U people underestimate wetin an anambra can pull
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@modecbt @OwoeyeDaniella @DrSpirit01 @DailyEdConsult @JAMBHQ @legitngnews Not only are you off point, you also sound very stupid.
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You have to be admitted to two schools concurrently. The new cut off is 150 and 300 will admit you in two schools and you will still have balance of 72, which you can distribute among friends or use the 72 to fight for the third admission in a polytechnic. Anyways, congratulations and for those whose duty is to diminish our educational standards, I say waka…………..
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To God be all the glory! 🏆
I'm excited to share that I emerged as Nigeria's 2026 JAMB Highest Scorer with an aggregate score of 372/400!
English — 98
Chemistry — 98
Physics — 94
Biology — 82
@DailyEdConsult
@JAMBHQ @legitngnews #JAMB2026 #UTME2026 #TopScorer
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I feel sick whenever he speaks. This can never be my President. He sounds too stupid and incoherent.
Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬@emmaikumeh
They asked Peter Obi what he would do to improve the revenue in the country. Listen to his answer lol 😆 You will ask him A, he will start answering Z 😁
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They never do.
I've said for years that almost nobody in Nigeria has experienced actual love before, whether male or female. Not from their romantic partners, not from their family, not even from their parents. It's all an unhealthy soup of unprocessed emotions, theatre performance and the worst kind of unbridled capitalism.
Nigerian relationships are characterised by a lot of things. Things like Desire. Lust. Dependency. Codependency. Convenience. Need. Force.
Love is unfortunately not one of them.
chosen soul@feemnist
The girl no really likes you from the beginning
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Yorùbá women are so fly 🥰🥰🥰
NoteS.@NoteSphere
What is Gele? A homeware collection by Victoria Adesanmi.
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@UcheDec_ Why would anyone in the South West vote for Atiku?
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Wow, great one and Atiku is the next president of the federal republic of Nigeria
Atiku should hold NE and NW like never before, at least 80% of Votes.
Assemble energetic men and women in his campaign team those that are ready to work like their life depends on it.
Then, NC and SW will be a battle ground
Vanguard Newspapers@vanguardngrnews
2027: Jonathan to run on PDP platform vanguardngr.com/2026/05/2027-j…
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@Trendblizz Lol. Those aren't good enough reasons for him not to contest.
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1. If he doesn't know when to leave the stage, he will end up like Atiku
2. Under which PDP is he contesting? Wike or Seyi?
3. He does not have the financial warchest to battle the ruling party
4. If he contests, he won’t win; in fact, he would be doing Tinubu a favor.
5. He will lose all presidential respect, he will lose all the respect he has now.
Vanguard Newspapers@vanguardngrnews
2027: Jonathan to run on PDP platform vanguardngr.com/2026/05/2027-j…
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Obi negotiated well for the Southeast.
Win or lose in 2027, in 2031, power will go to the North and the North, south east and OBIDIENTS will back Kwankwaso. After Kwankwaso wins and serves eight years with an Igbo VP, power moves back to the South, particularly the South East.
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@Jakes_dev @enyinwa_ A one term president can become a vice president
APC learn!
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Peter Obi + Kwankwaso 2027 (4 x 1)
Kwankwaso + Peter Obi 2031 (4 x 2)
Ok✌🏾
Nigeria Democratic Congress@NigeriaNDCHQ
NDC Presidential ticket is zoned to the South!!
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@Norlan192002 @Jakes_dev @enyinwa_ You sound stupid. At least read the constitution before arguing like a brainless zombie that the obimobs are.
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@Jakes_dev @enyinwa_ If a president served only one term (4 years), they could legally run later as Vice President...it's not barred by any CONSTITUTION!!
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If a Wife cheats & she asks her Husband to forgive her and he does- she will not only continue cheating but she will also resent the Man for forgiving her & disrespect him in extreme ways until he gets the ultimate message- she checked out of the marriage way before she cheated.
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my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis
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