BlowbackBarry

Shane Gillis bombing at the Espys just about sums up how popular the Espys are. Fuck you guys that monologue was funny.

How do dudes kick the sheets one morning and just randomly decide they want to be the next John Summit. I truly believe it is not even near hard to sit there and touch a glorified children’s toy and play some retarded techno beat for drunk kids. #BarryDoesntUnderstandSociety

@DennisHaysbert Watching Theif right now no joke lol

My movie "Heat" is full of twists and turns – and features one of the biggest action scenes ever shot in Los Angeles. Here I am being the getaway driver with Robert De Niro. DennisHaysbert.tv

@ScootHorndawg None of us are different than our brothers and sisters to the left and right of us. It’s a squid world we live in Scoot.

Walking across the Washingtom Ave bridge reminded me that we are all squids

@tastefulscrum I’m gonna kill innocent people upon arrival! #ThatIs #KillingWithKindness

@BarryBlows Just got back from Venice this past weekend. #sweet!!! Kind of felt like I was in Dark Souls #chud

I am taking a likely solo day trip to Venice tomorrow because I decided in the past hour that I wanted to. Nothing will go well and I’ll be as stressed as Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems but hey at least I get to sit by the canals and look like a #Chud while sipping wine!

@ScootHorndawg Ewwwwwww

Im so passionate for my kwik trip breakfast: cottage cheese, protein bar, celcius, velo.

@tastefulscrum Might’ve been a sneaky M v A but Bolt was reserved for long car rides.

@BarryBlows Bolt(2008), Monsters vs. Aliens(2009)

I really wish I knew when the first time I sat in a movie theater was, and what I saw. Earliest memory I got in the tank is Toy Story 3 which sounds reasonable but who knows.

@tastefulscrum I was told I was there on opening day as well but I can’t for the life of me remember being there.

@BarryBlows Also vague memories of watching Casablanca(1946) on opening day

@xUncleBandanax Sound like I got my answer #RoadTo14Days

@BarryBlows Cmon Barry- just went 22 days straight and called it on Sunday after a 8am-3am shift on Saturday, dumb question we sleep in May

If I drink tonight that will mark day 7 of Barry indulging in alcohol, a streak I don’t think I’ve ever done. The question is do I go for it or relax tonight? #FerdaFinalBoss #WeAllGayAndLikeBoys

@timsharter Haircut of a former prez I know. Love you and your ice cream top Rih.

Self dox of me and my formal date 😂 was she lowkey chopped? #LANK

@cool_man_van Oh ok then

nothing but fucking hard work and dedication. 5 years gym progress. no trick angles, no god lighting just blood sweat and tears. #achevment

@TolkienWorldG I fucking hate this already. But yes I will be seeing it.

BREAKING🚨: PETER JACKSON announces NEW Lord of the Rings movie!!! Focusing on Chapters 3-8 of The Fellowship of the Ring!!

Dudes always talking about who I would let into the blunt rotation but never who would I let sit at the middle school lunch table.

Me at the bar trolling my nerdy roommate(Ruh) about this unnecessary remake of corporate Hollywood slop.

@notdsanders26 @CH_ChrisCarson 🪵🪵

@CH_ChrisCarson next girlfriend is going to have a V taper and be able to squat 405

@PlugInBiwabik This series of words ended drastically different than how it started.

Me after pressure washing the heinous floor mats you’ve ever seen for 2.5 hours and I take a scroll break and see Clavicular’s security guard ask him if he wants to sitmax #22yearsold

@CuriosityonX Woof.

Did you know🚨: A civilization 2,000 light-years away looking at Earth today would see the Roman Empire.

@fandompulse Yeah then give me a fucking job you all know I’d make something good

George Lucas on the state of film and TV today: "Nobody knows what to do. The stories they're telling are just old movies. Let's do a sequel. Let's do another version of this movie. And it's not just in movies, but in almost everything, there's no original thinking. It's like I saw something, let's do something like that." Is he on to something here?

Might be a fade #blowcaine for life. I’ll just be the “haha yeah I’m gonna pass” and take the chirps so my kids don’t have to hear about some dark addiction I used to have. Obviously this is easier said than done but it’s not like I’m chasing the snow here. #DontDoDrugsDoWomen