Megget “RB1”

@BarryBlows (Ruh)

Me at the bar trolling my nerdy roommate(Ruh) about this unnecessary remake of corporate Hollywood slop.

@xUncleBandanax 2-2, got Texas and Arizona. I thought Nebraska would bury Iowa but they can’t close. And I didn’t think Illinois was tuh.

Last two games being stinkers sucked tn… @notdsanders26 how’d you do? I went 1-3

@EJWalters43 @BuddKnudson Guy only does coors. Coors lowkey taste like a pond

Daydreaming about a 2:30 kickoff and cracking a Busch light at 9:04am with @BuddKnudson

@ScootHorndawg Bagels and CC

Potatoes and eggs go together like dick and pussy

@6beerdinner 3 is a lot yeah, but opening day is a special day.

@notdsanders26 I need to stop drinking 3 days a week but it’s so fun

I think I’m gonna get off work now and have 6 beers and watch the Red Sox in my overpriced apartment 👍👍

@ScootHorndawg Woof

@notdsanders26 No its not. It is like 80 hours of PowerPoint ahead of me

If anyones wondering how I am doing. I have two 20-minute presentations at the start of May.

@ScootHorndawg Out on the c cheese, everything else is chill

Im so passionate for my kwik trip breakfast: cottage cheese, protein bar, celcius, velo.

Matt Boldy has a top 5 coolest life

@RiccobeneMike Looking good! Not in a gay way. In a way that guys a grinder good for him.

@CH_ChrisCarson @coldcallsniper You go kick it with your day two chick then my gf with be a lotto pick

@notdsanders26 @coldcallsniper Thanks blud💙 *I’m not selling myself short, I am a day two pick an that’s ok.

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@CH_ChrisCarson @coldcallsniper We’re not being realistic. It’s either it happens and it’s a missile or it doesn’t happen at all. Don’t sell yourself short bro you’re one of the funniest likable dudes I know❤️❤️❤️

@notdsanders26 @coldcallsniper Definitely doing this, will prob be chuds tho let’s be realistic 😂

Maddie Kowalski daughter or @notdsanders26 Son?

@CH_ChrisCarson next girlfriend is going to have a V taper and be able to squat 405

@CBKReport 1. Arizona 2. Michigan 3. Iowa State 4. Duke 5. Houston 6. St John’s 7. UConn 8. Arkansas 9. Purdue 10. Illinois 11. Tennessee 12. Texas 13. Mich State 14. Tide 15. Nebraska 16. Iowa

Ranking each Sweet 16 team 📈

@pob_bortis @CBKReport Horrible ahh rankings

@CBKReport Crazy that the 13th best team is gonna beat the 3rd best team

@BuddKnudson @NUCLRGOLF So out on whatever Horvat does

🚨⛳️🏌️#NEW — Grant Horvat has teamed up with Wesley & George Bryan to create Your Golf Tour: “A multi year Tour designed for high level competition in the digital landscape.” YGT will feature 16 of the top golf creators in 4 events, with rumours of Michael Block, Garrett Clark and Mac Boucher as potential names on the yet to be announced roster. (Via: @GrantHorvatGolf / @bryanbrosgolf)