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@Jaack Any fixture where you might say “can’t both teams lose?” Eg Chelsea Tottenham.

Football fans… Picture this… it’s Super Sunday… you’re hungover… You turn the football on. Premier league clash. 5:30pm. What is the WORST feasible fixture you’d hate to see? Which two clubs?

@WestHam_Central 1-1 & 1-1. As you were and nobody happy. Meanwhile, the road is running out.

Score predictions please

@WestHam_Central Keep it tight and slow first half. Retain the ball. Don’t give them a 2-goal deficit to chase down after HT. 2nd half - up the tempo, hit on the break. Obviously, try not to concede at all

If you're Nuno, how are you approaching West Ham vs Manchester City? Formation, tactics, certain players playing etc?

@CarpetCIaret No, it’ll go to the last game or two. Team will know that. It would take us to W5 and them L5 for it to happen sooner which no-one really expects.

A lot of our fans getting very comfy because Spurs have been bad are conveniently forgetting we are sat in the relegation zone and have been for months.

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

@WestHam_Central My son (U8) nearly scored his first ever goal from a “kick-on” this week (thats what they do at U8). Kind of pleased the keeper saved it because can you imagine telling him it doesn’t count because it needs a touch first.

This should count, in my opinion? Like scoring directly from a corner, or a keeper doing a drop kick and scoring.

@paddypower Payet. Raducioiu the opposite end of the spectrum

Who is the best West Ham player of the PL era?* Di Canio? Tevez? Bowen? *(Yes I know that's not when football began)

@WestHam_Central Manchester City

Who we getting? And why is it not Port Vale, Southampton or Leeds?

@WestHam_Central On current form.. we finish on 46 points. Glass half full.

Are you positive or negative?

@WestHam_Central “All” 🤣

Can't believe there isn't more people wanting Leeds to lose tonight outright? All we'd then have to do is beat Burnley, beat Leeds final day of the season, and outdo their results in the other 12 games.

@westhamfootball Are expected; are not expected; are in talks

West Ham is expected to finalise the loan signing of Axel Disasi from Chelsea today. He last played for Chelsea last season. West Ham is not expected to return for Taylor Harwood-Bellis today, with Southampton remaining firm on their £20m valuation after rejecting a £12.5m approach from the Hammers last week. West Ham is in talks with at least one other centre back who has not been named. The Hammers will have one domestic loan slot after they sign Disasi, and that could be used for a defender or a keeper.

@baileyk120 Once his loan becomes permanent it’ll be a goal directly from a corner

Hes gonna score a freekick against us ain't he

@prodnose The assumption being of course that the cleaners and cooks aren’t the working class Media graduates in the building.

It was bad when I was there but the BBC really is now just the home of Uni Media Studies kids. Want to find working class people in the BBC? Then visit the canteen or stop one of the cleaners!

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC JWP at Burnley will 100% score a match-winning free kick against the Irons

🚨 James Ward-Prowse given permission to undergo medical before completing loan switch from West Ham United to Burnley. Deal for 31yo midfielder sanctioned by #WHUFC head coach Nuno Espírito Santo & does not include buy option for #BurnleyFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/70015…

@nickdemarco_ That’s exactly the sort of thing a Traitor would say though

Am I the only person who has absolutely no interest in ever watching even 2 minutes of ‘Traitors’ and can’t stand the constant pushing of it?

@anon_opin We do that so we can clean faster and go home quicker when we inevitably close early because there’s only three tables in. Be careful we don’t mop round your feet when you’re still eating.

Restaurants - if you're almost empty, sitting the three tables you've got in all next to each other does not create atmosphere, it just pisses off everyone involved. Give people space.

@RobinsonResearc @WestHam_Central Too good to go down? Heard that before somewhere 👀

West Ham will finish in 8th-10th place. We are too good to get relegated. Look, I don’t mind if several players leave in January, mainly Kilman, Fullkrug, Paqueta and Hermanson as long as we recover some money. Our midfield and Defense is performing better and better in every game. There is a problem, we rely on the same players for every game. There is no depth to the squad. We won’t get new players who are competing for places in World Cup in January. What will happen if Bowen gets injured? We need to bring in a few players in January. Tiago Pereira (Gladbach) and Brian Madjo(Metz) are my favorites. Casey needs to come back. At least 8 players from Under 21 should be promoted to the first team.

Will West Ham get relegated this season? Discuss and why, for whatever answer?

@MartinAllen1965 I’ve been thinking this exact same thing too

West Ham will win tomorrow Watching Arsenal they are a yard off the pace. Lack sharpness. Villa after playing on Thursday in Basil will be the same. West Ham will win. 🥇

@BBCSport Curse of ITV means England go out at the QF stage then?

The TV picks have been decided for next year's World Cup 📺🏆 Here's all the important information you need including the England and Scotland games on the BBC 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@England @FIFAWorldCup Scotland

Who do you want to be drawn in England's @FIFAWorldCup group? 🤔