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@fesshole And yes I was born with a full head of Cheddar cheese and never have to go to the barbers, I just use a cheese grater.

On my way to work one morning I walked past a hot Ocado delivery guy doing his rounds. Caught each others' eyes. Started chatting. Asked if I'd like to have a look inside his van. Said yes. He closed the door and we had sex standing up amongst the baskets full of groceries.

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@fesshole And yes I was born with a full head of Cheddar cheese and never have to go to the barbers, I just use a cheese grater.

Genuinely curious to know how unusual it is to use ones toenail clippings as a toothpick? I know you'll all say it's disgusting, but I bet if you could comment anonymously we'd find that there are loads of us.

@fesshole And yes I was born with a full head of Cheddar cheese and never have to go to the barbers, I just use a cheese grater.

Would fiddle with anything as a kid. Visited my uncle who was dying from cancer and saw a community nurse update what I would later find out was a morphine driver. Started pressing all the buttons when she left the room. Uncle died that evening. Think I may have overdosed him.

@charlieINTEL @gamestop Fucking glazing Gamestop

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@charlieINTEL Cunt behaviour

The Replacer is back again

@charlieINTEL Bet it fucking stinks in their.

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Does Black Ops 7 look good or nah?

@_EightThoughts Fellas that call lads "dude". Kinnell mate. Dude? Nice one Wayne's world.

In less than a week I went 180 degrees and completely changed my content and 2 videos have been ranked #1 with new content. This is happening faster than I thought it would. Big ups and thanks everyone.

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@BattlefieldComm Except i didn't get to play. As it kept asking me to verify email everytime I loaded in. But no verification email is ever sent. What is going on? Please help @EAHelp @EA

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@charlieINTEL I cant even get on cos I can't get a verification email from fucking @EAHelp @EA please help!!

EA says Battlefield 6 anti-cheat has prevented over 330,000 attempts at cheating since the Beta started.

3 weeks till the Black Ops 7 Worldwide Reveal August 19 | 11am PT at gamescom

Think this might be Activision waving the white flag on World Series of Warzone tbh. End of a very short era.

The $1 million World Series of Warzone Global Final takes place on Wednesday, October 1 It’s a one-day event with no crowd

Battlefield 6 is also rumored to have a free to play battle royale mode coming that takes place in Los Angeles California. Will Call of Duty Warzone finally have some real competition? 👀

@charlieINTEL Yes

Should Call of Duty stop doing collab skins?

@charlieINTEL Mid af

The new Rivals event is live in Black Ops 6 and Warzone. It ends July 1.

@socceraid Smooth brains 🧠, every single one.

And what’s the message to the next person? 👀

@fesshole Victorian photographer: n. Any cunning linguist who performs under the skirts of a lady.

My wife and I didn't get around to having a joint account and just share the bills between us. I was sure the water was one of hers. Turns out she thought it was mine and we haven't been billed in 10 years. No wonder Thames Water's in trouble.