Barstool Cornell

@RevWSJohnson @UESgolf Thanks Rev

@UESgolf @BarstoolCornell Hey guys. Rev here. Just want to speak my mind a little bit. It doesn’t matter worth shit where you go to school as long as you have aura and are good peoples you’ll be fine. Cornell sucks and so does everywhere else.

Looks like somebody’s upset that daddy’s NYC money didn’t get them into Cornell

@UESgolf Aww look at you backtracking. You went from "no one cares where you went to school" to name-dropping Harvard. And by the way, last time I checked there's only one stratosphere...

@BarstoolCornell My point is, no one really cares where you went to school. Tier 1 Ivy’s do set you up for great job opportunities out of school. But even if you went to Harvard - which to be clear is in a different stratosphere than your school - walking around with that on your chest is lame.

@UESgolf Holy cope, man. For someone who fronts like they don't care you seem to care a lot. You REALLY think using em-dashes and playing a little golf makes you better than a bunch of students who worked their asses off to be at a top school?

You are proof positive of my point. Literally no one cares that you went to Cornell, it’s not impressive. You’ll learn once you graduate and your frontal cortex develops — normal, cool, and successful people tend not to let their undergrad define them. Particularly when that undergrad is a shitbox like Cornell

@UESgolf Maybe if you'd had done YOUR homework you'd have been here

@BarstoolCornell Go do your homework, young man.

In yesterday's game vs. Harvard, Cornell punted on 3rd & 25 from their own 20. Cornell's quarterbacks have now punted four times this season.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1977, CORNELL MEN'S LACROSSE HAS FINALLY WON IT ALL! THE BIG RED GET THEIR REVENGE AGAINST MARYLAND IN THE NCAA D1 CHAMPIONSHIP 13-10 CJ KIRST (6G), RYAN GOLDSTEIN (4G) AND WYATT KNUST (12S) IN A MASTERCLASS PERFORMANCE

81st goal for CJ Kirst on the season now, the third player in D1 history with 80+

2022: Maryland beats Cornell 9-7 in the championship 2025: Cornell is up 9-7 vs. Maryland at the end of the 3rd Can the Big Red finish the job this time? 🔥

NO. 1 CORNELL MEN'S LAX RETURNS TO THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2022! A GRITTY 11-9 WIN AT FOXBOROUGH AGAINST PENN STATE!! HUGH KELLEHER HAT TRICK AND GOALIE WYATT KNUST HELPS TAKE THEM OVER THE EDGE 🔥

Despite a tough OT loss vs. #6 Yale, what a tremendous season from women's lax: - 9-6 overall record (first winning season since 2020) - Top 25 nationally in scoring offense (14.26 goals per game) - Double-figure scoring in 14 of 15 contests More great things to come soon.

CORNELL MEN’S LAX WITH ANOTHER RANKED WIN!! #10 HARVARD GOES DOWN IN A 20-12 FIGHT 🔥 CJ KIRST TIES THE ALL-TIME NCAA D1 GOALS RECORD WITH 224, NEXT GAME AT HOME VS. DARTMOUTH 😱 Kirst - 5G, 1A Firth - 4G Goldstein - 3G, 3A

CORNELL MEN’S LAX TOPPLES #4 CUSE 16-12. THE RUN OF DOMINANCE FOR THE BIG RED CONTINUES.

CORNELL MEN’S HOCKEY PULLS OFF THE UPSET AND KNOCKS OFF THE NO. 2 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY MICHIGAN STATE IN AN INSANE THRILLER!! SULLIVAN MACK SCORES THE GAME WINNING GOAL WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT TO TAKE THE BIG RED TO THE NCAA REGIONAL FINALS 🔥 4-3 FINAL IN OHIO 🤫

CORNELL MEN’S HOCKEY WITH A BACK-TO-BACK ECAC CHAMPIONSHIP!! 🏆🥅🏒🥳 This is the first ECAC back-to-back championship since Union in 2014!!

CORNELL SOFTBALL NOW HAS THE MODERN ERA NCAA RECORD FOR THE MOST RUNS IN A SINGLE INNING WITH 17！ Final score against Yale was 21-10. Talk about utter dominance….

CORNELL MEN’S LAX SMOKES YALE 19-14! WE’RE UNDEFEATED IN THE IVY LEAGUE 🔥 CJ KIRST WITH A CAREER HIGH 9 GOALS IN ONE GAME (TIED FOR 3RD MOST ALL-TIME) 🤯 RYAN GOLDSTEIN WITH 8 ASSISTS 🍎