Rabbi Rev “Sleepy” Johnson

Score!

@retired_RTJ Bonus hole

@RevWSJohnson Why 28

I played 28 holes today and I’m tired. I also played basketball. Tired.

@therealmcnair I call it a McMoney Spread #letsgome

@RevWSJohnson mogging the mere is the vibe of the weekend 🤣🤣

@leftyzag @BobbyPipeBomb Bro

@BobbyPipeBomb @RevWSJohnson

Shelter Harbor Golf Club on 35mm film

@therealtedscot Shit.

@RevWSJohnson Horn sounded on 4 tee

12:40 match at Hollywood. Home of the legendary @RevWSJohnson . It is monsooning in NJ currently… golf gods please shine upon Deal.

@DonnyRoss1872 I’m glad I could do that for I

Top 10 golf days I’ve had: 1) My dad shooting 29 on Father’s Day 2019 at our home club and waxing me 2) Shooting the course record at my home club with my dad last summer 4) Winning a conference championship this year in a playoff 3) Shooting final round 63 last summer and finishing the tournament at -20 5) U.S. Amateur Final Qualifier with Charlie Woods and Michigan Mid-Am goat Jimmy Chestnut with @billy_haas_ on the bag and dad watching. 6) 36 at Apogee with @RevWSJohnson and @MJDoak01 7) Gator Creek with my college team 8) Final round of college golf, I shot 81, but had a blast 9) Breaking par for the first time in a tournament 10) First college tournament

@nuclearbeers Bro what he’s the worst

In a world dominated by covidian era golfers… be a Jake Stoutland. This guys awesome. Absolute master of golf etiquette.

@shallowedout @lebrongoat420 Gonna weld it onto both my 6 and my 7

@lebrongoat420 @RevWSJohnson your build

If you see someone with the 67 club, DO NOT play them for money

@NOTdaRealGil @tappedinpierre So happy for u u got to go to a meet and greet witg the coach and 2 handlers

@tappedinpierre Weird… because the coach and 2 handlers said touch it all ya want. I’m gonna say they’d know better than you. (especially being I’m not a hockey player. Therefore not jinxing anything). Thx👍

Just touched the Cup.

@riding_only I forget

@RevWSJohnson What did you get?

On my way to get lunch

@buttercuts_ @MatthewFairways @NOTdaRealGil He must’ve

@MatthewFairways You played with @NOTdaRealGil ?

Guy I’m playing with is a certified psycho He’s played 93 of the t100 Living the damn dream

@SethRaynor_ Dm me details

@SethRaynor_ I’m still doing my current one but kk

Places that should have a golf course part 2. Let’s see it @RevWSJohnson

@freewilllyyyy Okay!

@RevWSJohnson Wow, great to know! I guess that explains the funny smell in the air too!

If anyone was wondering why it’s hazy out it’s because of the fires

@SHistorians Cypress or Augusta?

Ran into a guy literally 5 minutes ago at breakfast. He was wearing a Cypress Point belt. I remarked, “I see you are wearing a Cypress Point belt. That is my favorite golf course in the world. He responded: “To be honest with you, I don’t like it. It has thirteen of the most average golf holes I have ever played!” I am not proud of this- but I literally…kind of…yelled… “WHHHAAAAAT?” He then replied: “You couldn’t pay me to play there again.” I haven’t been in a fight since middle school- he was many year my senior and a thought crossed my mind that he would Bob Barker me. How anyone on this planet can have that opinion and still be a golfer.

@JD_Patrick @UESgolf @fiveirongolf Me mentioned

@UESgolf @fiveirongolf They letting @RevWSJohnson put up his bedroom art now...?!?

Shrink @fiveirongolf

@EmrickDoc69 Ok. 👍

@RevWSJohnson Thanks for the heads up Rev!👍

@ChipJohnson01 @leftyzag Bro I don’t even know what u guys are talking about I’m just rev

@leftyzag @RevWSJohnson Everyone’s gotta eat. You’re a good man Zag