Barstool Granger

Crazy how fast things change

Hot take: Everyone's ignoring the real future of the Democrat Party and it's John Fetterman, not Zohran Mamdani. Progressives are hailing Mamdani’s NYC mayor win as proof the radical left is ascendant. It’s not. It’s the dying battle cry of a losing side, pushing their most extreme utopian candidates to the forefront in one last act of defiance, because they know the game is up. This isn’t a surge; it’s a scream into the void, a final noise to show what they wanted before the curtain drops. Fetterman meanwhile, is showing something far more powerful: humility and a willingness to cross party lines for the good of the country. He’ll buck his own party and praise GOP ideas when they work, and still fight like hell for working people. That’s the antidote to electoral suicide. If Democrats double down on pragmatic, plain spoken leaders who put country over clique, they survive. If they chase purity tests and crown radicals like Mamdani, Bernie, or AOC as the face of the party, they’re done. Forever. Fetterman wins the people Democrats lost: union guys, steel towns, suburban moms who want safe streets and strong schools. He proves you can be progressive without being performative, principled without being puritanical. Fetterman’s building a bridge to the voters who decide presidencies. Ignore his example, and the party fractures into irrelevance. Follow it, and Democrats don’t just survive, they have a real chance to lead again. The choice is clear: humility and results, or ideology and extinction.

Has the Iranian regime started saying, the bombs are all hitting schools and hospitals yet?

No, Ted, my friends died as and will always be United States Marines, you despicable fuck.