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should've checked the fine print of the free speech website's TOS, i forgot free speech doesn't include 5 hours of diarrhea with no toilet paper my b

lets be real bill and ted did fuck all in ultimate showdown

I’ve seen some fire fits in China but I’ve never seen a jacket this hard in my life

AI is just 6 companies and $20 trillion dollars in a trench coat.

Oh, so the platform where people voluntarily upload porn of themselves, he wants to shut that down, but when users here create child porn with Grok AI, he refuses to do anything about it.

Genuinely How the fuck did this happen EVEN THE BIRTH YEAR

can't post any skyrim clips to tiktok because tiktok deems all combat music from skyrim to be "unauthorized audio" and mutes and hides your post what an ass platform

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this is coming from a cryptobro who treats card games as investments btw and is mad they can't sell their vintage mtg cards lmao

“slop-peddling social media management team accidentally posts obvious engagement bait on wrong feed after forgetting to log out of secretary of education’s official account” should be a bigger story, but it won’t be

@VeryOkVinyl @iam8bit i can't say i expected to see a johto legends repress in 2026 neat

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Jack Smith's memo says Donald Trump stole classified files for the purpose of making himself money. He should be in prison right now, not out here starting goddamn WW3

grow up man

if you watch and support this you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

@33elkMTG I have a Lovisa Coldeyes deck and having seen how it interacts in an average game (considering Warriors are such a prevalent type on their own), I can only imagine what the mirror would be like

is there a funnier commander to have in a mirror match than this one

@33elkMTG @daybreak__57 everyone draws 7 cards on end step. no one gets to keep them. it's what they deserve.

@daybreak__57 Now that you mention it a lot of praetors fit the mold like double Sheoldred (either one) would be comedy

@majareads @bookbeduion we all know about the racism present in the books (and i don't mean magic vs muggle) but i genuinely can't stop thinking about how she's such a hack writer that the spell for summoning a patronus is...Expect A Patronus

@bookbeduion as if her art itself isnt offensive jdksjdjsjs

There's no separating the art from the artist when the artist is alive and using your hp money for the anti trans movement

BREAKING: [YET ANOTHER MAGA PEDO] The CHIEF OF STAFF for a top Republican official in Alaska is indicted for sex trafficking children, and HOW he was caught is incredible. Craig Scott Valdez, 36, chief of staff to Republican Sen. George Rauscher and newly elected chair of the Anchorage Young Republicans, was arrested Friday on charges of sex trafficking a minor, producing and receiving child sexual abuse material, and coercion and enticement of a minor. Officials believe there may be at least 12 minors who were victims of his operation. This isn't a misunderstanding. This is a monster. According to court documents, Valdez allegedly lured a 15-year-old girl he'd groomed on Snapchat to his home to "sexually exploit her to celebrate his birthday." He had met her when she was just 13 or 14 years old. The FBI has identified at least 11 other potential victims. You know who stopped him that night? Not the Republican Party. Not a background check. Not any kind of vetting process. Her mother. A brave mom used a family tracking app to find her daughter at Valdez's home. She knocked — then walked in, punched Valdez in the face, and carried her barely-conscious child to safety. Valdez, apparently stunned that a mother's love hits harder than his sense of impunity, then FLED HIS OWN HOUSE when police arrived. Sen. Rauscher's office had nothing to say — firing Valdez only AFTER the charges became PUBLIC. The Anchorage Young Republicans had just elevated this man to state committee chair last month. MAGA loves to screech about "protecting the children" at school board meetings and drag shows. But when a predator is running their own offices and youth organizations? Crickets. Pink slips. No accountability.

i’m so baffled that tech guys are boasting about this. don’t they know they’re going to have to start sending job applications to mcdonalds the second these tech companies are able to automate this? dumbest people ever

By the way this is the worst possible omen at a civilisational level. It's still taken seriously back home in England and the Romans would stop entire wars over this sign. It was interpreted as this: "the Gods have withdrawn their protection over this land".

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job