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@britneyscrave Overprotected

If Britney Spears decides to tour again, what’s ONE song you need her to include in the set list?

@britneyspears @GalleryBooks Britney I am so proud of you. Always and forever- so happy you told your story, I hope this gives you peace. Bless you - we love you so much! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

It’s happening ✨🤓📖 !!! My book is the highest selling celebrity memoir in history and it’s only day 1 !!! Thank you to the fans who have been so supportive !!! Love you all 🌹 !!! #TheWomaninMe @gallerybooks @simonandschuster

@billmaher What happened to you Bill lol

OK, "Barbie": I was hoping it wouldn't be preachy, man-hating, and a #ZombieLie - alas, it was all three. What is a Zombie Lie? Something that never was true, but certain people refuse to stop saying it (tax cuts for the rich increase revenues, e.g.); OR something that USED to be true but no longer is, but certain people pretend it's still true. "Barbie" is this kind of #ZombieLie. Spoiler alert, Barbie fights the Patriarchy. Right up to the Mattel board who created her, consisting of 12 white men! The Patriarchy! Except there's a Mattel board in real life, and it's 7 men and 5 women. OK, not perfect even-steven, but not the way the board IN THE MOVIE - which takes place in 2023 - is portrayed. And not really any longer deserving of the word "patriarchy." Yes, there was one, and remnants of it remain - but this movie is so 2000-LATE. At one point the Barbies have to win over the Kens, and they are told to do it by pretending to act helpless and not know how to do stuff. Helen Gurley Brown called, she wants her premise back. Yes, that WAS a thing. I saw "Barbie" with a woman in her 30s who said, "I don't know a single woman of any age who would act like that today." I know, I know, 'How could I know about the patriarchy, I AM a man!' That argument is so old and so silly. Of course, none of us can know exactly what others go through life, but I can see the world around me, and I can read data. The real Mattel board is a pretty close mirror of the country, where 45% of the 449 board seats filled last year in Fortune 500 companies were women. Truth is, I'm not the one who's out of step - I'm living in the year we're living in. Barbie is fun, I enjoyed it - but it IS a #ZombieLie. And people who don't go along with zombie lies did not take some red pill - just staying true to CURRENT reality. Let's live in the year we're living in! Hi Ken!!! #BarbieMovie

@RepSwalwell Bad News Bears

My 6-year-old is obsessed with baseball movies. So far I’ve shown him The Sandlot, Rookie of the Year, and Little Big League. Am I missing any he can track and enjoy?

@RepSwalwell League of Their own , Field of Dreams

@altonbrown Lol 100 🤣

#CulinaryTruth: there is no such thing as frying in air.

@MalcolmNance @MSNBC @NicolleDWallace @maddow we want to hear from Malcolm Nance ♥️

Ask @MSNBC

@estafenner1 Absolutely Not 🤣

Would you vote for this guy if he was running for President?

@Jim_Jordan Clown

First, they indict a president for no crime. Then, they sue to block congressional oversight when we ask questions about the federal funds they say they used to do it.

@Jim_Jordan This is hilarious! Ummm no

God Bless Justice Thomas and his family!

This is what the Oscars looked like in 1979 when Johnny Carson was hosting. This was also the first time an Oscar producer ever won an Emmy for producing the Academy Awards. Jack Haley Jr. certainly deserved it. This was also the year of Meryl Streep’s first nomination.

One lesson of Jan 6 is this: Trump’s lies, spread on TV & social media, provoked a violent attack on our Capitol. No responsible adult, and especially no American pledged to our Constitution, should deny what happened or repeat the same reckless lies.

@JoJoFromJerz Cheers, Golden Girls, Friends, Ducktales,

What tv show had the best theme song?

@SpeakerMcCarthy You are not with the majority of the American people !

Mr. President: I received your staff’s memo. I’m not interested in political games. I’m coming to negotiate for the American people.

@joncoopertweets C

How many years should Donald Trump serve in prison? A) 1-4 B) 4-10 C) Life

@britneyspears Your true fans would never do this! We love and support your privacy !

@britneyspears Britney these aren’t your true fans! We love and support your privacy!

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