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C'mon @WoodpeckersNC . Why do you gotta limit options for friendless people trying to catch a baseball game?

We should not watch the cops fail to render first aid here and accept any excuse. Absolutely embarrassing failure and any attempt at context or justification would be a plea to accept a lesser world than we should expect.

@HeliJoc @BravoKiloActual I hope they get into a reasonable amount of trouble.

@BravoKiloActual Oops. Hope they don't get in too much trouble. Missed opportunities to exploit the enemies lack of knowledge and use it to an advantage.

UPDATE: They have deleted the post.

Let’s do another giveaway!! I appreciate everyone who has bought from recently so it my time to give back. Like, Retweet, & Follow to win! Winner announced 4/10!! Good luck hobby friends!

Imagine being a military graduate of an escape and evasion school and broadcasting E&E ttps to our enemies while a current service member is currently trying to survive behind enemy lines. I swear to god I will relentlessly harass you to my last tweet.

The @Astros have scored 8+ runs in 4 straight games 👀

@blyssade This dude is cooked in 2026.

Ahem I suppose I should add — this was back in 2020-2021. So it's important to note that the AI sex girlfriend app was not as vastly capable as they are now. It was almost certainly a Cleverbot level conversing system.

Here’s a random story from my life for you. I used to work at AT&T. I usually worked the closing shift. We closed at 9. One night at 8:30, a man and a woman come in. Older, married. The woman looks very very mad. The man was very meek. It felt like they’d just argued.

@ChrisPerezMLB54 @SFGiantsFans Right now I don't have the button to send you a DM. I think you would have to message me first or follow me and then it'll show up.

@BasebAllDayRCs @SFGiantsFans Sure

1 run in 3 games for the Tony Vitello led @SFGiantsFans. Me thinks it’s going to be a long, long year. I’m sure he’s already wanting to call a team meeting…. This isn’t college anymore. Lol

Kyle Tucker just stole a home run. The announcers didn't mention that fact.

The Astros almost sucked.

The group chat with my Astros fan friends. I'm the culprit.

Of all the Top 10 snapshots in time that could've been chosen, this one was definitely a choice.

@PatrickMcSwain @BigJoeBastardi @grok, what do you think of this claim?

@BasebAllDayRCs @BigJoeBastardi I looked it up.

Out of 6 THOUSAND COMBAT FLIGHTS, we have not yet lost one plane. That statistic alone tells you this is just a matter of time. And I remind you, in the 3 weeks of this war and the loss of 13 lives of heroic patriots, there have been 20 murders in Chicago. Far more Americans will be lost in Obama's hometown than will ever be lost in this excursion.

@PatrickMcSwain @BigJoeBastardi Where did you get that number?

@BigJoeBastardi The US military loses an average of one soldier a day due to training accidents.

@FlowzBC @carfaceus @DoctorLemma It's a baseball card! Or is a basketball card in a baseball card set which also features a wide assortment of notable people. And things. They have a card for BitCoin and a million other things.

@carfaceus @DoctorLemma Wait hold on? Why is this a card, is it like a college ball series or something?

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

@TheWARmonger_ And here I thought you just eyeballed it!

*data from Statcast, of course!

Range-wise, the JRod robbery of extra bases from Judge had a 95% catch probability, so pretty much all CF are able to get there. JRod only hit 23.2 ft/sec, he knew he had the distance covered. The skill is in the timing and jump, so you can adjust the difficulty as you like based on how many guys you think can time it right and squeeze it:

That is a bad ball three call on Juan Soto in the seventh inning. Shouldn’t happen period. Can’t happen in a game like this.

This headline from @MLB is such trash. Pujols is saying that the story of DR's defeat isn't the last pitch called strike and MLB makes it literally the story.