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@BlairMcNally1 1-0 Celtic

@skylinefilmtv Hi is the ticket still available?

I have a ticket for the soldout Max Richter concert in the Glasgow Concert Hall on 28th October at 19.00. Our film, Tracing Light, is now opening the Leipzig festival on the 28th. Please get in contact if you'd like the ticket. Free.

@NotoriousBAG_ Forgive me but I was under the impression that we were ALL doing the huddle

Sorry to be that guy but I hate doing the huddle

@aboutceltic @fredbassett67

@SpamRogic_ @NotoriousBAG_

@NotoriousBAG_ A bit topman for me. I want Matty O in some James Bond suit and Daizen to turn up in some mental traditional Japanese garb

O’Riley in a suit, CalMac with an iPhone 10 and French Eddy dripped out in the back, we are way way up.

Livingston are relegated to the Scottish Championship after a six-year stint in the top flight. #BBCFootball

@20MinuteTims @alpharivelino

Interesting difference in managers this week in their press conferences, in their approach and demeanour. We reached out to a professional body language analyst to dissect the press conferences. Here's what they saw:

@tamwatt2019 Both slaggings fully deserved

@AlphaKaiser_II You’re 19? You’ve got a whole life of skibidi toilet and Kai Cenat ahead of you!

My Twitter account is washed up and I never experienced love. As a 19 year old, my life is almost over… it is too late for me

@RealLoganMac What are you he’s been making brilliant runs since he came on. Not his fault no one’s seeing and passing to him 😂

@_Mattkirk9 Still have the available?

@malahidebhoy @Gastro_Celtic The board are a joke no excuse for how torrid we’ve been all season. Every single player we have from last season has got worse. That’s on the manager.

We are absolutely chronic. Get rid of Rodgers now FFS.

@Jamielwrence509 @ParkheadWolfe @CelticFC There’s no way you’re straight edge, you must be pished

Adam Idah's late winner seals the points! 🙌 #HIBCEL | #cinchPrem | #COYBIG🍀

@AlphaKaiser_II Being from Birmingham is punishment enough

Bellingham must have a flaw. Surely?!!! He may genuinely be the first human to never have had a character arc. Just a pure exponential increase in life quality over time. Lucky bastard.

@AlphaKaiser_II Death, taxes and happy clappers

It’s almost as if “some folk” predicted this would happen based on interpreting information and observing with their own two eyes. But yeah I’m sure they wanted this to happen 👍

@punk_alba @Aidans67 @Rb_1872 You’ve lost it

@Aidans67 @Rb_1872 Most people are taken a lot of places and do a lot of things with their da' at a young age. Weird that it's usually fans of two clubs that see that as a definitive lifelong allegiance and only ever in regard to fitba and not everything else they done as a wean.

As ironic as this photo is surely you support your das team over your local no matter where you’re from?

@AlphaKaiser_II Christmas is WASHED! The woke mob has turned me into a scroogepilled grinchcel!

Just opened my presents after my night in a jail cell. Of course, all are from me to myself. I got the following: • Hustler’s University Subscription • Anti-Woke Mob Coffeetable Book (very tasteful) • Bathing Ape sweater • Palm Angels T-shirt of the decapitated teddy bear

@AlphaKaiser_II Woke mob will say the nice list isn’t inclusive enough to naughty people

Easy Solution: Just get on the Nice List? Every year, I get so fucking fed up of these Naughty Listers complaining. “I got coal, it’s so unfair boohoo!” Bro Santa knows when you were bad and good, you can’t just do a few good deeds in late November and then expect presents 🤣

@AlphaKaiser_II Alpha Kaiser catch and cook video please

It’s become clear to me that I was born in the wrong location. My destiny lies somewhere out there in the ocean. A small deserted island in the South Pacific. Turquoise waters, white sandy beaches, palm trees, fresh fruit and fish.