Based Captain Obvious
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Based Captain Obvious
@BasedObviously
If you’re mad, it’s because the truth hurts.
Katılım Haziran 2023
9 Takip Edilen10 Takipçiler
@DramaAlert this is my image credit me please.... took hours to make
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Nate da Novenchi@NATE9169
Anyone saying that the judge is mogging clav is genuinely wrong. Clav’s face is ratio-wise superior because his proportions sit much closer to ideal mathematical harmony: his 1.618 face length/width ratio aligns almost perfectly with the golden ratio, his 0.019 in left/right deviation shows extremely low asymmetry, and his facial thirds, eye spacing, nose width, philtrum, jaw, and chin measurements are almost all marked ideal, balanced, or strong, while the other face has more proportional penalties, including a failed forehead/chin ratio, failed chin/mouth ratio, short philtrum, nose mismatch, and greater asymmetry. Judge, MOGGED.
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Clavicular fans are in full cope mode after he got mogged by the judge. 😂
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@PopSceneMadi @parti_king Your face looks like a retarded alien
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@parti_king If I were Chud I would try to get full custody of him before the ex wife troons him out because she doesn’t want him associated with being a white male.
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Chudthebuilder appears genuinely upset over his ex-wife wanting to change their son’s name because of the backlash surrounding him
says he feels misunderstood and can’t fathom why this is happening to him since he gets “nothing but love in public” and believes the hate only comes from “N*****”
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@GibbyTurismo207 @parti_king We can only hope, hope it's on live too
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@parti_king Everyone keeps talking about Chud catching one on the street, but I’m pretty sure at this point Chud’s gonna be staining his own ceiling with his brains sooner than later.
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@MikomiHokinaArt @bipin_np17 You have massive cannons
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@bipin_np17 Hey that's me! ❤️
Thank you everyone for the support! I'm doing great today still!! Fully recovered!!
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@kirawontmiss Let's just cast a bunch of blacks and trans people to appease to the .01% of the film watchers.
Don't they get it yet, GO WOKE GO BROKE
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i haven’t heard a single good thing about this movie that makes me want to watch it
Pop Base@PopBase
Christopher Nolan explains his choice to cast Travis Scott in ‘The Odyssey.’ “I cast him because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap” (time.com/article/2026/0…)
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🍼 EXCLUSIVE: Jamie Foxx is expecting a baby with his girlfriend Alyce Huckstepp! bit.ly/4dfQF1B
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@cecebrooks07 @TMZ Did you expect a black father to be present at any age?
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@kirawontmiss NGL the white dad was the most shocking part of this video😱😱
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still thinking about my epic #maythe4th adventure this year at #skywalker vineyards chillin w master yoda!
the fit was a little more revenge of the 6th though 😅
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@itsrubyhayes @coldcallsniper Terrible, black people hair.
can tell your dad was black and mom was white and your dad definitely left
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Don’t know what this hairstyle is called, but it’s always rockets who wear their hair like this. Never seen an ugly chick with this hairstyle
monique@sloppytortilla
That is hilarious idc
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plugging my gym grind here. proud of my progress so far :)
Miaxi@Miaxi915
gym progress showing a bit I think ^_^
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@DooDurka21811 @optionscjp He's got family Jew money. That's why he's where he is.
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@optionscjp There is a reason RC is successful and you are giving stock tips on Twitter.
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“Don’t worry bro Ryan Cohen is playing 4D chess bro. Hes a master troll!” $GME
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@FatherStonk Fucking brown scammer just like Vitaly and all them. Pos. No one will trust you and surprised @MrZackMorris even trusts you with his people, giving him a bad name.
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We did not launch any tokens yet!
We didn’t release any CAs in any chats or publicly anywhere.
Due to people trying to use my name to fake launches we’re delaying this launch and doing a stealth launch sometime soon.
Join chat in the meantime👇
discord.gg/tmfs
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The Philadelphia Eagles drafted a 21 year old Nigerian who has never played football but stands 6’5”, 306 lbs with 6% body fat, a 39” vertical, a 10’10” broad jump that is 14 inches longer than any other defensive tackle at the HBCU combine, and a 4.63 40 yard dash
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@therollupco @apruden08 Dude looks like a Jew. Opinion invalid
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Project Eleven CEO (@apruden08) reveals Zcash is not quantum resistant like Bitcoin:
"A lot of this ZEC in circulation is not in a shielded pool, it's just public."
"And the problem there is, taking advantage of those assumptions means not only can you potentially steal coins, but you can actually mint money and do so in a way that's totally undetectable."
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