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@TheLaurenChen For sure. They're almost always snacking in between meals. Unhealthy snacks at that. Or drinking soda. Adding a pound of milk and sugar to their morning coffee. They just can't help themselves. And then their dinner is "normal", and they think they did nothing wrong.

At one point in college, I had an obese roommate. After a few weeks, she complained about how lucky I was to be thin, since I ate more than her. The thing is, however, that I absolutely did not eat more than her, in terms of calories or just amount of food. She put ranch on everything. 600 calorie drinks. Endless snacking. Maybe my plate was more full than hers at dinner, but it was obvious tp everyone but her that she was consuming more throughout the day. I'm sorry, but after multiple instances of this happening with other overweight people, I just don't trust when someone heavy insists they're in caloric deficit. Maybe some people lose weight faster than others. For sure. But it's simple science that if calories out exceed calories in, you WILL lose weight.

@AestheticGamer1 I mean she's been MIA since RE5. I don't count the movies. I know TECHNICALLY they're canon. But I don't give that too much stock. That can be "changed" if need be by Capcom. But I think RE9, Leon was probably the right choice. Hopefully she returns soon in a video game.

(1/3) I don't think so. I tend to think people skew the evidence to paint it to what they're desiring. Resident Evil in the last 15 years had 6 new main game entries that are not a Remake; Revelations 1, RE6, Revelations 2, RE7, RE8, RE9. Jill was the main protagonist of RE9, &

@AestheticGamer1 How many "teams" are there working on Resident Evil games? I know of Nakanishi (7, 9) and Anpo (2make, 4make). Are there any other teams?

Resident Evil Code Veronica Remake is being directed by Kazunori Kadoi & Yasuhiro Anpo, same duo who directed Resident Evil: 2 Remake & Resident Evil: 4 Remake.

@RGIII Yeah, that's what annoys me the most. People are acting as if the video is what "changed" things. Those charges were all on her record already. She wouldn't get hired to work at Disney world. Yet Disney hires her for a dating show. Insane.

The Bachelorette should have never been a woman who was charged with one felony count of aggravated assault and two felony counts of domestic violence in the presence of a child. Real women don’t hit men and they dang sure don’t abuse children.

@jtrain56 Not gonna lie, thought he was gay. My bad though.

You shelve the bachelorette season and you invite all of Ryan’s matches to the mansion for a LIVE season of The Bachelor. It’s the only move. He’s camera ready and trained. They’re probably thinking that there’s no way Seacrest is on Tinder and this is a catfish situation.

@jaketapper Your boyfriend is proud of you for this tweet!

FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor

@AB84 When you have sex with only one woman for years on end, you learn a few things. A) when you are about to go, so you can pull out (position, timing ,etc) and B) her ovulation cycle, and what windows to avoid. Just be careful when you both get drunk lol.

How do these married couples go absolutely no protection every single day and still avoid pregnancy? What aren’t they telling us? 😭

@AestheticGamer1 Doesn't that mean that twitter just keeps all the money your impressions are earning them?

I get like 2-8 million impressions on Twitter a week, so they keep spamming me with premium discounts & ad bullshit. I know I could earn a few hundred dollars from Twitter a month, but fuck that noise. I'd never be okay with it morally, & Twitter premium & Elon suck too much.

@ControlledPears @IsIllinois @DarrenBaileyIL It's a meme bro. Animal House.

You're retarded the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor the Japanese did. Your stupidity shows why Illinois isn't worth trying to save anymore. Bailey will lose on purpose because he is in BJ Prickturds back pocket. He is a terrible candidate and can't get enough votes from cook county to win.

Illinois has 102 counties @DarrenBaileyIL won 99 of them 5 million people, almost half of Illinois, live in Cook County The outer Chicago counties went for Bailey: Kane, Kendall, Will & McHenry Cook, DuPage & Lake didn’t. The 3 most populous counties He needs us in “Chicago”

@knows_jill Nearly all? What percentage? Cite sources.

Have you noticed that nearly all Pedophiles are white Christian conservative men?

@honeymoon250 Covid. The country bitched out hard over fear. And we torpedoed our economy so idiots could stay home. We still haven't recovered.

Can anyone?

@cash_stoned @ClayTravis I was thinking just that. Netflix pays a billion for race swapping and tranny bullshit movies. They'd pay that for something that'd actually draw viewers.

@ClayTravis Netflix would whore out for that in a heartbeat

The NFL is telling its TV partners, give us a billion more dollars a year or we will exercise our option, wipe out your rights, and go to market again in 2029. Up first, CBS. cnbc.com/2026/03/13/nfl…

@SenMarkey You disappoint me senator

Racist. Islamophobic. Disgusting. Republicans just want to Make America White Again.

@RealestMemes_ Resident Evil 9. RIP guys!

@TheAKGuy Do you ever worry you'll fart while Congress is in session. But it's not a fart and actually a shart. And then you're knee deep in damage control hoping nobody else notices? This is one of my deepest fears!

On a plane, you all know the rules. Ask me anything.

@AestheticGamer1 I want a Mario-Kart game, but it's Resident Evil characters. Resident Evil Kart!

If those are your expectations, you're bound to be disappointed.

@MelonieMac When my son gets older, I hope he marries a girl like you. And that she calls me that whenever I'm acting gay.

ok maybe I did miss this app lol

@HustleBitch_ Last time this ever happened to me, I was on a pre-booked Disney vacation with my wife and 3 kids. It woulda been too much a hassle to take the deal. And I obviously wasn't gonna just do it alone and leave my wife with the kids. Could be that, too.

🚨 DELTA OFFERED PASSENGERS $6,000 TO GET OFF A FLIGHT — AND NOBODY TOOK IT A woman filming at the gate says Delta started asking for volunteers because the flight was overbooked. First they offered $800. Then $1,500. Then $3,000. The number kept climbing… until it hit $6,000 per passenger just to take a later flight. And somehow not a single person stood up. How important was this flight that people turned down SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS?

@SantaDecides Smith and Wesson M+P Shield. Medium.

I judge you based on your EDC and how you like your steak cooked

@ClayTravis Grew up a huge Scream fan. I've seen all 6 prior to this one. I thought this one was absolutely terrible. The killer reveal was dumb. Her kid's friends were all dumb. Gale and the twins were pointless inclusions in the movie. Definitely the worst of the series.

I enjoyed “Scream 7” and if, like me, you have also watched the previous six Scream movies, you will like this one too. You can all scream at me in the mentions for this movie take.