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@CSonic235 @kateselinaa Just saw Simone plagiarised my frozen grapes recipe from me. Furious

Political activists and journalists aren't allowed into Hong Kong because the immigration department has the important work of facilitating entry for sex trafficker Andrew Tate instead

Not good that I'm sick on a Friday and missing out on beers after work

Wrong answers only

@BarreMargaret Marie Margaret you're a geriatric old bat and you can barely string a sentence together

As a former school principal,I read this with horror. How have we got to this point!! Some academic in a university has managed to gather together all current treaty-spoke into a document that is to guide care-givers of babies. They come to school unable to talk!!

If your social circle gets large enough and sufficiently robust you start developing institutions and state capacity by accident

Capital Greg on here last year like

Are the covid freaks still wasting money on those air quality readers and giant masks that cover their whole face

Rawiri Taonui really is one of the dumbest posters on here, if I suffer such drastic cognitive collapse after I get my PhD then please take my twitter account off me

@SharonM88707096 @rtaonui So why are you here talking to me then

@JamesHalcrow @rtaonui It is! But what's more sad... is you reading about it 😂

Dear Barry, Yes.

@SharonM88707096 @rtaonui yeah duh I'm reading the page about you now. Shame that your life is so boring though

@JamesHalcrow @rtaonui You don't veer from your playbook 👍🏾

@BitchAboutDevo How about when you zoom in to one particular area to search for something general like "cafe" and it zooms back out to show you your current location's cafes. The person who did that needs to be fired from google

HK police right now

@Peitho_hint I'm planning on doing at least 10 or 15 years abroad, I really enjoy HK and can't imagine living anywhere else right now!

@JamesHalcrow I did consider that angle initially, but i figure you will find a nice person to marry, bring them back to NZ, and enjoy the highest income bracket together. so you get a pass

Just submitted my visa renewal application so I can continue to commit economic treason for the fourth year running

@SharonM88707096 @rtaonui So true Sharon I'm about to flip to the page in the book that says you're a retard loser

@JamesHalcrow @rtaonui One play in your playbook... 1. distract 2. distract 3. distract.... 🥱

@central01000011 Hell yeah love a bit bottle of tsingtao

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

I was like I have something to tell you, then stammered a lot and said some incoherent sentences and then was like, "you're perfect and what I'm trying to say is I love you" and I did that on Christmas Day 😭 I think he appreciated the honesty lol

listen man…..whatever’s wrong with me is between me, god…,and the entire country of china

@Peitho_hint No its very good! I love a late night road side dim sum

@JamesHalcrow ok, last question, can you ever tire of dim sum?

It's that time of year for this annoying process again

@Peitho_hint Yeah man I love heading over the border sometimes. My Mandarin isn't fluent but is passable

@JamesHalcrow awesome, be pretty cool to pull on some boots and go for a wonder thru some of the more rural spots. i assume your fluent in Mandarin, a question i’ve always had is, what does Kevin Rudd’s accent sound like when he speaks Mandarin?