Sherlock Holmes

In God's name, what happened to this green and pleasant land?

@Pilgrim71669073 Thxs, Pilgrim. To you too!

Remember transwomen are women. Show some respect. Thank you dear readers. Happy Easter.

If anybody finds a missing word called 'Easter' on an egg, please hold it's hand and walk it to the nearest police station. I thank you, dear readers.

@Bad_Bad_Apple_ Inanity? Have you seen the ratio, luv? You havn't had one single mention yet. I think folk know who is the inane one.

The inanity of this post... Real as in traditional, patriarchal, gender roles where women dress to be gawped at & men get to gawp (& grope) with impunity.

@TheresaLaRose5 You seem triggered, love

As a REAL WOMAN, I know I wasn’t put on this earth to be any man’s eye candy. I have more important things to do.

A Bit of Benny

@JonathanLevitt7 Absolutely. Just so long as it's not Jennifer Shahade. Christ, that voice.

@Baskerville448 Probably yes...The quality of the commentary is also very important, and should be good.

Today is the opening ceremony for the world chess championship (first game on Sunday). It is not a good look geopolitically (Russia vs China) while the best player, Magnus Carlsen, decides he is not going to bother with it. europechess.org/fide-world-che…

@Baskerville448 "Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." Edith Head.

@The1stMrsO 😀

This seems to annoy liberals. Send a real woman out into the world, oozing with sartorial elegance. Slowly, but surely though, it's coming back. Real men, real women.

Honey 'n' Bees concentrates Tech minds.

Night 🤣

@StevenM86356408 You're welcome, Steven. Anytime, sir.

@Baskerville448 P.S. Many thanks!

More and more busy's turning up by the hour at Nicoliar's rat 'n' mouse. That's 'bout thirty of 'em, now. What the feck's goin' on, eh? Bloody 'ell.

@StevenM86356408 Haha! Very true.

@Baskerville448 "Nicoliar's"! Ha!! From what limited news I've been able to follow from over here, something's always felt quite a bit, um, shady with her. An underlying scent of days old soap scum that longers. (And cheap soap, at that....) 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

@JonathanLevitt7 twitter.com/cocoandboris/s…

@MLovetube2 I got similar, different track, Tiktock

@NewcoRCK Exactly

@Baskerville448 👇😁

Membership plummeting, £650,000 large gone missing, God knows where, arrests at dawn, and now the party's auditors resigning, I reckon our Nicola has sold Yousaf a carefully, meticulously orchestrated wet dud. He's been stitched up like a feckin' kipper, so he has.

The firm that audits the SNP's finances has resigned. Accountants Johnston Carmichael which has worked with the party for more than a decade said the decision was taken after a 'review of its clients.' The arrest of Murrell might have had a tincy wincy bit to do with it as well?

@cocoandboris Thxs, Christine! 😉

@Baskerville448 Happy Easter to you too James. 🤗

VE Day 1945. The past is a different country: it might as well have been a thousand years ago. Happy Easter to you all, my dear readers.