Giorgio Bastoni

gang gang ive risen from the dead

@203Polo Gulag waiting for you on January 8, 1324

We just reached this gorgeous place called Badakhshān. I feel very safe and the people here are very polite! 10/10 recommend!

@notorious_mi @203Cortes1 heskey

Poll - If we'd have the same war in the same circumstances in 500 years, who would become victorious?

@notorious_mi @203Cortes1 yea this heskey kid, you don't know what you're messing with

@BastoniGiorgio @203Cortes1 He’s got so many talents to easily drop your jaw

@notorious_mi @203Cortes1 the chuck Norris of football

@203Cortes1 Although heskey and god have a shot tbf

@notorious_mi @203Cortes1 Bend it like heskey

@notorious_mi @203Cortes1 agreed RKO OUT OF NOWHERE

@203Cortes1 John Cena all the way

@notorious_mi I'm already there

@BastoniGiorgio Me and Kim Jong Un will be waiting for you in the gulag

God has not answered my prayers... I just want to say how amazing this whole journey with you guys was. I really didn't like the journey with Vespucci, but I loved tweeting about it and letting at least all of you know the truth. I will ask God for forgiveness when I go to heaven

I Do not want to die, god, please save me

Oh oops, just found out I have Malaria too, guess I'll die really soon as there is no cure for this at the time. We probably caught it at the same time. It just took longer for me to develop it...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA guess what just happened... my lovely friend, Amerigo Vespucci has just died from Malaria. It's only 1512, thought he could live a little bit longer hahahahaha. Oh well, at least I have this to look forward to.

Why did this have to happen, now, of course, everyone will remember him as a good man that changed the world, not as a man who was a slave owner and trader. Not even mentioning the things that he did in South America...

OH no, just what I was talking about a couple of years ago has happened. This dumb man Martin Waldseemüller has decided to name the north and south Newlands. Guess what he named them... North America, South America. He decided to do this to honour the legacy of Vespucci... nogood

OH wow, guess what, yet again I told the future. The slaves that he brought back were sold around the country and get used to make other people's life a walk on ice, but the slaves though. O their life is like real-life hell. Feels like there's the devil and he's controlling hell

Now it's 1502, Vespucci came back from the exploration again. He did the exact same thing he did when I was around him. Gotta love the fact I can tell the future. Either way, I still can't believe I left for the Americas only 3 years ago and came back two years ago. feels weird.

like we furthermore made them isolate which will cause trouble for them as they will not be ready for more explorers to come and make use of them and the handy items they have there. More importantly, deplete the continent even more of the people there. PT2

I really feel like the fact that we went to the Americas was a bad idea. It caused so much trouble for the people, we only deepened their already existing isolation as the one who started it was Columbus. I had the fear that this would happen, but yes. I feel like we (PT1)

He did it again. It's the year 1501, he's sailing again to the Americas, this time on behalf of Portugal, and guess what, he didn't take me. How'd I know this was going to happen. I was really hoping he'd take me as I wanted to speak out the truth to the people there and save dem

I am only going to log the most important adventures and news I hear about now. So see you until the next time I tweet something...