Notorious M.I.MI

Really?

@203Cortes1 Nandos tomorrow at 1? alright see you m8

Before his death, his last words to me were to publish this Tweet, so here it goes; - Hello, I'm the conquistador Hernando Cortes these are a number of tweets that I have written back in the day. Have fun!

I found out that the sicknesses that we brought from Europe is killing thousands of Natives everyday because they're not immune to it. Idk if I should be sad or happy since the less they are the higher chance we have against the Aztecs. Either way, it's gonna be a Victory!

I would like to dedicate this Tweet to all the workers in the city of Toledo who worked hard to provide us with such innovative weapons that was the reason we beat the Aztecs. Respect!

@203Cortes1 0161 manny on the map

1519 - The architecture if this place is mesmerizing to be fair. Mixing their style up with our European architecture wonders can be created. There is a big opportunity for wealth upon us! 🤑🤑🤑

@205Hudson1 The rock is actually Dwayne Johnson absolutely crazy m8

@203Pizarro You can cross a isthmus but can you bend it like heskey

It’s 1513, and my friend Vasco Núñez and I have decided to try and cross the Isthmus of Panama, just to see what’s on the other side. We think it might be a whole new ocean! 🐙🐋🐟🐠🐡🐚🦑🦈🦀🐬🐳

@BastoniGiorgio @203Polo The chuck Norris of football

I have this idea...but I'm not sure if it's a good one...I really wanna just stay here for a year, we could explore more parts of this region, and be the first to see some of its land. Give Niccolo and Maffeo a tweet if you also think it's a good idea!

@203Polo Once ordered a Chinese,apparently 10/10 on bing, 1/10 in real life terrible don’t recommend it if you’re ever in the area

@203Polo Nice account but can you bend it like heskey

We just reached this gorgeous place called Badakhshān. I feel very safe and the people here are very polite! 10/10 recommend!

@203Cortes1 Yea but can you bend it like heskey

November 1519 - The Aztecs have invited us to their capital, Tenochtitlan, and although I don't know what will be waiting us there, we are ready for anything to achieve our 3 goals: God, Glory, Gold 💪

@PoloMaffeo Not sure you’d visit now

Our mission to go to China was mostly to spread Christianity, the Mongol Emperor was very interested in Christianity and he accepted all religions and ideologies. We didn’t only spread Christianity throughout the vast Mongol Empire, we also shared our thoughts and ideas.

@PoloMaffeo Heskey

This is my sincere goodbye to all the amazing explorers who changed the world. As my nephew, Marco said before passing away "I have not told half of what I saw." My journeys to Asia will live forever. Thank You for all the support 😪 Ciao A Tutti, Maffeo Polo

@BastoniGiorgio @203Cortes1 He’s got so many talents to easily drop your jaw

@notorious_mi @203Cortes1 the chuck Norris of football

Poll - If we'd have the same war in the same circumstances in 500 years, who would become victorious?

@notorious_mi @203Cortes1 Bend it like heskey

@203Cortes1 John Cena all the way

@203Cortes1 God

@203Cortes1 All you need is love

I've been checking on the armory of our allies Tlaxcaltecs, and the best they have are bows and arrows. No wonder they look so poor and prehistoric! #innovationmakeswonders