Miranda

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We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

@WestVirginiaU @HomefieldApparl @_abbyb #WVUMND 💙💛

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We’ll always have that 24 hours before the Penn State game…

I (a visionary) rated this book one star in 2017.

Being staunchly millennial means I have a war with myself daily deciding if I want to buy a house or go see Taylor Swift in concert.

Sometimes I remember that at my first med check my doctor was talking about my depression and I asked if it was a real diagnosis or just something she said. Her response was to look me dead in the eye and say, “I’m not allowed to just give people Prozac, Miranda.”

@TLC203 I like the consistency. It’s comforting.

WVU giving a top ranked team all they can handle and then blowing layups…we are nothing if not consistent across all sports. #letsgo

This is literally how I made my two best friends in college.

It’s been almost 20 years at this point, but if I’m drinking an iced coffee I’m holding it like Nancy Botwin from Weeds.

The man at emo nite in the Texas Longhorns gear did not think my horns down was funny.

As a millennial, I very happily feel pandered to in this halftime show.

These women are screaming and cheering about a KFC pool party like they are going to Paris. #thebachelor

Somehow I think my husband knew about “But Daddy I Love Him” before we all did? #TS11

I wonder how many people at work today will try to inform me that Taylor Swift is releasing a new album as though I haven’t purchased the vinyl and had extensive group chats about it.

Being a woman means I can send texts like this:

It’s gotten to the point of the roadtrip back to Iowa where the Now That’s What I Call Music playlist got pulled out.

Me: “I’m fine. Why do you ask?” Also me: