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The phrase "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" has no weight in Britain because the powerful people in this country are equal parts malicious *and* stupid
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Ross McCafferty
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Ross McCafferty
@RossMcCaff
yer tea's oot. Scot in London. Journalist. Editor. Political bore. Long suffering Morton and Leyton Orient fan.
London Katılım Nisan 2009
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@AndrewJQuinn97 forgotten moments in New Labour/Daily Record history - the planned headline of 'Wee Jimmy Krankie in Beanstalk Horror Plunge' bumped off the front page by David Blunkett resigning
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What a front page - a real hark back to the golden era of tabloid journalism
Paul Hutcheon@paulhutcheon
The Daily Record’s splash - Nicola Sturgeon as Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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I am writing to you under the Freedom of Information Act 2000 to ask if u are mad at me
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@RossMcCaff If I was in my early 20s I think I would go. Such unreal money and Aus is so beautiful.
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I am almost certain the Fly In Fly Out (FIFO) videos that were all over Instagram and TikTok about two years ago formed part of a deliberate Australian Government campaign to get more workers down the mines.
Suspect it was run via a couple of boutique agencies. Good for them.
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Why is my Instagram page full of food traders at festivals wanging on about whether they might break even and oh the sight costs and the overheads.
Just put the £17 quid burrito in the bag bro
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the uk is a cold rainy climate and us hitting 34.8°C in spring should concern everyone but no keep laughing about how we can't handle heat
Pop Base@PopBase
Today becomes the UK’s hottest day during May in recorded history at a high of 34.8C. (bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1w2…)
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The spend on pens alone is astonishing - roughly £20k in total by my tally. These are some of the more expensive ones.
Chris Musson@ChrisMusson
We have a searchable full list of the items bought by Nicola Sturgeon's husband Peter Murrell during his £400k embezzlement spree. Includes a robot lawn mower, £2.5k salt & pepper pots, posh pans, luxury pens, a £110 pencil sharpener, and Borgen DVDs thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16301682/…
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@Shuttsapalooza Coopers character at the picnic or whatever made me genuinely switch off
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I am not the most observant person but if my spouse had bought a mobile home, a play station and selection of games, and salt and pepper cellar worth £2.5K, a £1.2K telescope, a £3K coffee machine, a musical advent calendar, a randomly acquired UK mint coin set, some Beatles
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ya mate holding his boarding pass at the airport on his stag doo
Scottish Sun Sport@scotsunsport
Scott McTominay's iconic overhead kick against Denmark has been immortalised in monetary form! The Tartan Army talisman's stunning strike that propelled Scotland to the World Cup will feature on a new special edition of the Bank of Scotland £20 note 💷
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May God release me from Burnley's paid media targeting. I'm just not going to watch your documentary..
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When I lived next door to a Tesco express near a park in summer, they would get 3 or 4 truck loads of booze delivered every single day
Antonio Alessandro@10stofchaos
The alcohol aisle in Morrisons has been absolutely #decimated, what a truly great fucking nation we are 🏴
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