Dr. Bates

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Dr. Bates

@BatesPhysio

CEO, wife, physiologist, Eliza, professor, shenanigans, mother of my house. Pronouns: dr/dr Emojis: 🫀🫁🖥️👸🏳️‍🌈🧑‍🍳👩‍🔬👰‍♀️🤱🖖🏽

Katılım Kasım 2008
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Dr. Bates
Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
@BWJones Geese are the demons of the animal species. Followed only by seals and dolphins.
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@heyval2 I use Greenlight for TD and did for Little I when he was in the same situation. They do direct deposit with parental oversight. I’ve loved them because I can also drop money in. Call me if you want to know more.
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Oh, hey, parents of teens (say, 15-and-a-half), what's the current practice around checking accounts and first jobs? I'm assuming since everything is direct deposit she'll need to give them account # s, etc. Are we doing joint accounts or just letting them learn consequences?
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
@Mammals_Suck @drugmonkeyblog 18, Katie!!! 18!!! Can I complain that I’ve now only spent my career in the Big 10? No. Can I as a business woman fault this decision? No. As a former full time and now part time professor worry….yes?
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
@gretchemaben See your DMs. Lung folks stick together, but I’ve walked this path with my mother in law. The ICU is the ICU until it touches us.
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Gretchen Winter, MD 🌼 (Warning: Feral)
My grandma was sent to the ED overnight with a possible stroke and intubated and sent to a hospital in Lubbock. We could use your prayers. 💔
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@bro_nurse @marklewismd Stumble? Way to victim shame, bro. X58.420 - PTSD following mascot decapitation video posted to Twitter. Victim shaming not otherwise specified 😂
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
@alisadoc1 @marklewismd I see you beat me to it. Not only do I love that you knew the code for decapitation, you are also committed to preventing code creep.
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
@marklewismd Let’s be careful with with code creep, pal. We can make a subcode. X58.13 - accidental decapitation following stampede. Initial encounter of 35 min or more. X58.132 - consult provided to victim of accidental decapitation.
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
Biplane landed on our highway yesterday after it ran out of fuel. Most Iowa story I’ve read in a spell… kcrg.com/2024/10/20/pla…
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Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO
Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO@marklewismd·
Downside: oh no not again Upside: Eugene Levy-adjacent!
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
TD has deemed that Every Little Thing should be required viewing in school
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
Small Things Like These back-to-back with Every Little Thing was diabolical @icfilmscene. I think I’ve lived through every human emotion in a single afternoon.
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
@effatma He’s got double digit children and built a robot to take care of them. Give his voice no more air
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
I’m impervious to pop up sales until I hear they give proceeds to @ACSCAN. Ok, ok…take my money.
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Dr. Bates@BatesPhysio·
I can’t believe I never saw it. I guess it could have only ended one way for ole Willie Stark. Also, there’s a gif for everything, isn’t there?
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