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BatkuEst 🇪🇪
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BatkuEst 🇪🇪
@BatkuEst
'Hello kitty obsessed alcoholic' - forbes | PhD. in alcoholism | ex-CEO of beer 🍺 eng: @BatkuDev
he/him Katılım Ocak 2021
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@1000_mikan making the punishment be a 50% chance of a vacban is an interesting choice
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@aki_st4rz3 I like the "How did they do it?" question at the end because yeah, actually I would like an answer to that?? what are they even talking about for most of those?
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@AlmaMaito no shot that 72% statistic is right, I actively try to avoid websites/stores that dont have an english option. why would i want to buy something in my native language
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I mean my presentation was a banger (I literally offered to translate their website CORRECTLY instead of them using AI)
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got mogged by some 6% bodyfat looking mf at the gym... fuck my chud life, going on a dirty cut again
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@EliasWias @vyaxundpanzer tbf what else are you supposed to do between sets? I also just look at what random people are up to between sets
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@vyaxundpanzer *I stared and stalked a complete stranger throughout his entire workout
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@uwukko as much as the surface sucks, atleast its usable. have you ever tried using a macbook? its like someone made an OS to simulate insanity, the most complicated piece of software I've ever had the displeasure to use. nothing works, you need to do 5 spells just to do a simple task
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and only one of them is capable of actual work, and it’s not surface
System Settings@app_settings
we’re now living in a timeline where APPLE gives you twice as much ram and storage as the competition, and for less money too…
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@inkblotPrincess except its
"do you have your cake"
"yes"
"you cant eat it"
"why?"
"because fuck you"
???
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"Do you have any cake?"
"Yes, I do."
"Where is it?"
"I ate it three weeks ago."
"...So you don't have cake."
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charlie ☆@asterhound
this idiom confuses me so much wdym i cant have my cake and eat it too? yes i can?? its literally my cake??
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@LeftMyHeartOnD i dont understand how he blew up instead of MM flying away with the gag since he was only using his strength to hold it
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kinda funny that Oh-Father was doomed regardless cause the next time he n Ashley had sex, it would’ve been curtains😭😭
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@1000_mikan is the AB test just all fslr members separately to see who has the most motion 😭😭
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i will never forget those of yall that gassed up Meet The Grahams
that shit was GARBAGE
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@wlmturkey @StellarixCosmos @real_hotaru you know, its sometimes nice to go outside and socialize with people. you should try that
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@wlmturkey @StellarixCosmos @real_hotaru and why do you think having tattoos means you have mental issues? sounds like an extremely weird take to have... especially in 2026
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@BatkuEst @StellarixCosmos @real_hotaru I don't really care IF they have it, on the contrary it's a good indicator to spot people with mental issues
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@wlmturkey @StellarixCosmos @real_hotaru interesting definition but sure, why would you care if people have gay on their bodies
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@windygoria after what you did to my pickems i hope you place in coal
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@Irlporcelyndoll @girlderping its not even a too much screentime thing, you just chose to believe everything you hear on tiktok
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I'm crying real tears what the fuck are we talking about
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