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Keep my girl in ship-shape, please. I'll get to visit her someday.

We Asked AI To Show America Without Republicans

If you're not aware yet that Carl was hacked, here's how. And Follow his new Account, Unfollow the old one.

@thecavedaddy @Dianexis LOL used that stuff to clean our pool filter as a kid.

What is this woman talking about? @Dianexis HOW ARE YOU INVOLVED

@LaNativePatriot Dad win.

I have a memory very similar to this when I was 5 Kids appreciate this more than you know. Fathers don’t need to buy them tablets & other fancy toys. Just invest time into them & occasionally flip them for fun 😂

@brycekk85 @Mrgunsngear It was chaos, with people running everywhere. He may have had to wait for a clear backstop, or may have been (correctly) changing Cover positions, or both. Can't really tell from the video. I agree with training, but disagree with the negative assessment.

@Mrgunsngear The dad needs to train more. The split times are terrible would’ve filled his ass in with a two second bill drill.

A criminal ran from the police in Garland, TX yesterday and crashed his vehicle in the process. He then attempted to carjack the vehicle shown here and the driver, with his family in the car, told them to run whilst he handled the armed criminal. Handle him he did. The driver pulled his concealed carry gun and shot the armed would be carjacker - killing him on the side of the road 🇺🇸 Police have stated they don't expect the father to face any criminal charges. Carry accordingly.... #CityLife #2nd #Garland #FAFO #civilrights #crime #justice #education #learning #texas #2a

Everybody let’s get Carl back to his standing.

@DollyParton I remember listening to one of your comedy shows on the radio. You had me rolling! Something like: "My bra caught fire once. It took the Fire Department 3 days to put it out." God Bless, and get better!

Thank you for standing by me and showing me so much love and support over the past year. I’ve still got some healing to do, but I am on my way! See you soon. 💖 🦋

@CCPISASSH0E Super Dave would approve. youtube.com/watch?v=nADJFm…

Stay safe out there, folks

@AL33012 @TheNotARubicon new method to make Sad Hams cry just dropped....

本日の野菜アンテナはタマネギでした🧅 この状態でSWR 1.4、リアクタンス10 Ω前後でした👍 430 FM 5局 TNX FB QSO‼️ タマネギ最長QRBは静岡県伊東市⇔千葉県大網白里市 約129 kmでした！

@ClarksonsFarm1 Fair warning: new Regulations stipulate that to become a US Citizen, one's gun and ammo collection must exceed 400 lbs. Not including gun safe(s).

He may as well be American at this point.🤣 You can see Hammond driving his new Dark Horse Mustang on YouTube, what a machineeeee 🇺🇸

Back when I was a Volunteer Firefighter, strength and stamina were equally important. I also folowed my main workout with 30 mins on the Elliptical. And then ~ 30 mins in the sauna to keep the sweat going, along with breath timing. My air usage, both in Firefighting gear and doing SCUBA, were the best at my Station. Despite me also being a heavy smoker. I would do the same again and won't be convinced otherwise.

39 minutes is better than NO minutes at all.

Some people use the Force… 🤨 I prefer a well-timed toast and a five-year mission. 🥂 May the Fourth be with you… if you must but let’s be honest; I’ve been boldly going since before it was cool. 😉🚀

@The_Memeries @URaSmartAssCarl @Ur_a_Smartass_C And maybe....US Marshalls? I dunno, I'm not an LE guy. But, crimes (in this case, Extortion I believe) which cross State lines open up interesting possibilities. And since it's via phone, the FCC may want a slice.

@URaSmartAssCarl @Ur_a_Smartass_C Well that's some bullshit. I thought maybe you were just stuck for a while with the account posting crypto crap. I've seen a few people go through it. But them trying to ransom it? Pass that along to the FBI's cyber crimes people. Probably won't go anywhere but who knows.

This is what happened to my old @Ur_a_Smartass_C account

What’s up everyone, My previous account @Ur_a_Smartass_C has been compromised and is no longer recoverable. To avoid confusion or potential misuse, I recommend unfollowing that account. If you’d like to stay connected and keep up with my work, you can follow me here, along with @The_Hidden_Path for future updates, discussions, and content. Appreciate the continued support.

@URaSmartAssCarl @Ur_a_Smartass_C Happy to have found you again, buddy. Sorry about losing the Account, that sucks.

@BrandonDonkey2 I want your Dad on my team.

My dad is having prostate surgery today. He's had a catheter for months. Yesterday it came apart. Since he's having surgery today, he didn't go to the ER, he fixed it with a hose clamp. He brought a hex head screwdriver to the hospital in case the doctors didn't have one.

🗣️ why can’t you act like a cute girl? Guns don’t suit you👎🏼 🤡You want cute?? Here you go🤡

Today seems like a good day to dust off this oldy but a goody:

@LaNativePatriot Bro. Gotta get on the double-mask train, pronto!

We owe our health strictly to masking 24/7. We shower with masks Drive alone in cars with them Sleep with them Our cats and dogs wear masks too

Go buy Deadmau5 albums. Crank up the bass. Suddenly discover why quality headphones matter (pro tip: skip spending thousands of dollars and trying dozens of different headphones. Bite the bullet and go srtaight to the top with Stax Electrostat headphones. Trust me.), and that MP4 is a horrible file format and FLAC and the like are far superior. Have an epiphany that Soundbars (and streaming) are complete trash and only dedicated 7.2.4 sound systems with monster subwoofers and disc players can give you the Theater-At-Home experience. Life begins at BELOW 20Hz. "But.....you can't hear below 20Hz?" Correct. But you still FEEL it, done correctly. Win. Downside: You can now identify Movie studios with Audio departments that cater to Soundbars, because they compress and truncate the audio into a complete mess, even on Disc.

Soooo…. I don’t know what house music is…do I google it or will the tweeterverse educate me?