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Amber Lynn

@Baylor_AM

Love life, no matter what curve balls it throws my way!

Houston, Texas Katılım Mart 2009
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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@alt_w_v_g This PE call sounds very familiar and ours also aligns with the analysts 3 bullets… throw in some add backs and adjusted EBITDA is through the roof
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Let my analyst sit in on the investment committee call today He asked three times I said no twice He promised complete silence and said he'd hide in the corner He showed up anyway Sat in the corner Legal pad on his knee Third iced coffee in his hand I gave him three rules Do not speak Do not breathe loudly Do not make eye contact with anyone on the screen He nodded The call started Our PE sponsor opened with "walk us through the bridge" I walked them through the bridge The analyst was writing so fast his pen was shaking The operating partner said "what's driving the miss in Q1" I said "timing on two projects that pushed to Q2" The analyst nodded I told him not to do that He mouthed "sorry sir" The MD asked about headcount I said "we're addressing it" The analyst's pen stopped First time all call He looked at me I didn't look back The MD said "how many" I said "enough to close the gap" The pen started again Slower this time The MD asked where we land on adjusted EBITDA after the changes I said the number The pen broke He switched to a backup pen He brought a backup pen I could hear it scratching from across the room He underlined something four times Call ended in 38 minutes He stood up Said "thank you sir" and walked out Accidentally left his notebook on the floor I opened it Page one Three bullet points - People costs bad - EBITDA good - Adjusted EBITDA better That was it 38 minutes of discussion Six executives on the call Summarized in eight words More accurate than most board decks I've read I have four meetings tomorrow morning that aren't on anyone's calendar yet The analyst doesn't know that But he summarized it perfectly This kid might be ready for his second adjective Sent from my iPhone
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The Broken Baker
The Broken Baker@BakerBroken·
@Bederowlaw She is actually the author of the dictionary, so she knows all the words.
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The Broken Baker
The Broken Baker@BakerBroken·
This is where I go for all my legal takes, I can't believe any of these "lawyers" on youtube really think they know better than Twisted. The wig might need to come back
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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@TheEmilySee @hotandbravoed Same! I always wanted to ride my bike down the tree lined roads. Best movie ever and on eight only ones I can rewatch
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Emily See
Emily See@TheEmilySee·
@hotandbravoed Dammit after I saw Now & Then I wanted to learn how to do tarot cards so badly I knew I should’ve!
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hot and bravoed@hotandbravoed·
i used to take @TheEmilySee seriously bc of her hard work and talent, but today i found out that there are other creators using tarot cards and realized that emily is a total fraud.
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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@alt_w_v_g Controller should update Tired to Exhausted, which this time of year appears accurate
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Update: Wednesday The department-wide meeting I was not invited I went anyway 8am Walked in Legal pad in hand The room was full Not just HR Not just finance The entire floor Someone from marketing was there She had "Identified Adjective: Creative" in her email signature I've never met her HR stood at the front PowerPoint on the screen Slide one: "Email Signature Policy: Clarification & Compliance" I sat in the front row HR looked at me I opened my legal pad She began "Effective immediately, the email signature policy will require identified pronouns only. Adjectives are not included." I raised my hand She said "we're not taking questions yet" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order. The current policy says 'identified.' It does not specify a part of speech. You're changing the policy, not clarifying it." Legal was in the back of the room He nodded Again HR said "we've updated the language" I said "when" She said "this morning" I said "so the policy I complied with yesterday is no longer the policy today" She said "correct" I said "and I'm the one being non-compliant" The room was quiet The controller raised his hand He said "so do I remove 'Tired' or not" Someone in the back laughed HR did not laugh The analyst was standing in the doorway I didn't invite him He came anyway He was holding a legal pad I looked at him He looked at me I didn't say anything But I noted it HR said "going forward, signatures will include name, title, and identified pronouns. Nothing else." I said "I'll comply with the new policy" She looked surprised I said "effective today. As written. Until someone changes it again." My boss said "I think that's fair" HR closed the PowerPoint Meeting adjourned in 14 minutes I walked out The analyst followed me He said "so the adjectives are gone?" I said "from the signature, yes" He said "that's it?" I said "the policy changed. So I'll change." He looked confused I said "but the policy didn't say anything about the out-of-office auto-reply" He stared at me I stared back He smiled First time I've ever seen that kid smile at work I think he just earned his first adjective Updated my out-of-office to: Thank you for your email. I am currently unavailable. Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Identified Chromosomes: XY For urgent matters, please contact HR. They love hearing from people. Sent from my iPhone
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

Wednesday is tomorrow HR scheduled a department-wide meeting about identified adjectives I was not invited Neither was legal I have my legal pad ready My analyst asked if he should come I said "you haven't earned that yet" Any last-minute agenda items from stakeholders before I walk in uninvited? Drop them below Will report back on how it goes Wish me luck Actually don't I don't need it Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Sent from my iPhone

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World Baseball Classic
World Baseball Classic@WBCBaseball·
Team USA has arrived to the World Baseball Classic Final in GAME-USED United States Men's National Hockey Team jerseys.
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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@Justice4OJOKFKR @auntiedebbb Do we need a GivesandGo for the search for your missing punctuation? Is there no world where you believe that people have different opinions than yours? It really is ok to disagree
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Jessie 🐨 Baron Ext. 🇺🇸Cousin
@auntiedebbb Same as bitch tits & the RENTED sCum couch slurping cult of stupid c@nts ur sCum lord says who's allowed and who's not who u can like u who u can't who to block who not to we ALL know we see it well sorry the ones that have half a brain cell an a ounce of decency
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auntie deb
auntie deb@auntiedebbb·
Oh hey mere 👋🏼 You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about regarding the phone call with Naniel. I told her I appreciated the apology but the album was still gonna come out - because I worked hard on it! “Now keep in mind that I’m an artist, & I’m sensitive about my shit” -Erykah badu Also, acting righteous all of a sudden just to go against me? *classic mere*
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auntie deb@auntiedebbb·
Yo lawnerd! You ordered a bag and it got sent back to me… twice. Then you went batshit crazy! You ok sis? Why are you being weird and encouraging crazy behavior..
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Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@auntiedebbb GD - I’m Amber and a law nerd but I am 100% NOT that one. Dafaq - shitty Ambers out here giving me a bad name. Don’t mess with our Jimmy
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auntie deb@auntiedebbb·
^^lawnerdAMBER
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
I'm wearing my monocle, I've taken my vitamins, my screen is clean, and my brain is functioning. I have no idea what this means.
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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@alt_w_v_g Define “problem” because the only one I see is for HR on Wednesday
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Monday debrief Won a 7am HR meeting in 11 minutes Failed a CAPTCHA four times to access my own money Got retweeted by a senator My wife said "you can't keep doing this" Including the internet apparently And it's only Monday My wife is putting the kids to bed The dog is staring at me I'm on the couch reading DMs from strangers about their marriages This is not where I thought my career would take me And yet here I am A CFO with identified adjectives and 40,000 stakeholders who need me more than my family does right now Wednesday's department-wide meeting is on my mind HR thinks they're going to fix the adjective situation They don't know the controller changed his to "Tired" Or that the analyst is on version 4 of his adjective application I keep finding errors I didn't start this But I'm not stopping it either Wednesday is going to be a problem Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone
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Kelly🍀💚@kelly_steffee·
📌Code RED in the Kouri Richins trial closings! Emily D Baker losing it: “Your honor, they compared her to a spider, and it was not the itsy bitsy. How dare they? How DARE THEY!!” 😂🕷️ This woman’s commentary is gold. Peak courtroom absurdity. #KouriRichinsTrial #EmilyDBaker #TrueCrime
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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@jrbergsten @alt_w_v_g Hi J Berg these single sentence, double spaced posts are fantastic. I read too many paragraphs and memos during the day
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jrbergsten
jrbergsten@jrbergsten·
@alt_w_v_g Can we all please stop with these single sentence double spaced paragraph posts? Unless you’re writing a kid’s reading primer it’s kind of annoying. Thank you.
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Update: the meeting was this morning 7am sharp Walked in My boss, HR, and legal were already seated I sat down Opened my legal pad HR said "we need to talk about your email signature" I said "which part" She said "the adjectives" I said "smart and handsome?" She said "yes" I said "those are identified. By me. Per the policy." She said "the policy was intended for pronouns" I said "then the policy should say pronouns" Legal nodded HR did not appreciate the nod My boss said "can you just add your pronouns and keep the adjectives" I said "fine. XY." He said "those are chromosomes" I said "and they've never been wrong" The room was very quiet after that Legal closed his folder My boss said "let's move on" I said "I'm not unreasonable. I'm just saying the quiet part out loud." Meeting adjourned in 11 minutes Walked back to my desk The analyst saw my signature Asked if he could add adjectives too I said "you have to earn them" By noon four people in finance had added identified adjectives to their signatures The controller added "Identified Adjective: Tired" HR has scheduled a department-wide meeting for Wednesday I was not invited Neither was legal I think we're on the same side now Sent from my iPhone
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

Update: boss moved our meeting to Monday at 7am HR is on the invite. Legal might be too. Unclear. I think this is about the email signature situation Last month HR required everyone to add their identified pronouns I complied immediately Updated my email signature to: Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome HR said "those aren't pronouns." I said the policy says identify. I identified. HR said I was being deliberately non-compliant. I said I was being deliberately accurate. They asked me to remove it. I asked for the policy. They sent it. The policy says "identified." I am smart. I am handsome. These are identified (by me). I offered to add a third. They declined. Anyway. Monday. 7am. I'm sure it's fine. Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@alt_w_v_g Overstimulated is mine these days in corporate accounting…. Can we also add pleas for help?
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Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@alt_w_v_g As a CPA and Mom to two tiny people - the way I identify with what you write from my life in the business world as a consultant and adulting is the best…. You sir are hilarious
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
All — just checked my phone. I've gained a lot of followers recently so I wanted to reintroduce myself. My name is Ethan Brooks. I graduated from a public university with really good grades (2.1 GPA if you round up). Now I'm using my knowledge to deliver shareholder value and make common sense common again. I don't really do any actual work but I keep getting promoted. Pretty nice little Saturday. Went to Target. Then Home Depot. Then Lowe's. Maybe Costco later. I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time. 23 million impressions this month. On posts about my normal life. I sat in a chair designed for someone who believes in Santa Claus while a teacher shared her identified pronouns so I shared my identified adjectives. I brought a comparable transaction analysis to a car dealership and saved $4,200. I asked a 23-year-old financial advisor why I should pay him 1% when I can buy VOO from my couch for free. I negotiated my therapist's rate down and she wrote something in her notebook that did not look positive. My wife has walked out of every location. I asked her what the common denominator is. She said "you." Interesting. Not sure how to model that. I showed her the impressions. She read three posts. Looked at me. Said "these are not funny in the slightest." Correct. They are not supposed to be. Nothing I have posted is exaggerated. Nothing is satire. I just say things as they are. Something is deeply wrong with all of you. Plz fix. Thx. Best, Ethan Brooks Identified Adjectives: Smart / Handsome Sent from my iPhone
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Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@MoonsOverHerHam @DoctorTurtleboy I’m a CPA as well and in this industry you are trusted with a lot of confidential info. Great points on the ethics portion and there is the morality clause. I wouldn’t want her around my sensitive info when she is sharing and doing things in the public eye she shouldn’t
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MoonsOverHerHammy🌙@MoonsOverHerHam·
I’m honestly stunned by the number of people acting like Meredith losing her job was unfair. I’ve worked in the same industry for over 20 years, and every year I’m required to complete ethics training and SIGN a code of conduct. For those who believe personal and professional lives are completely separate—you’re mistaken. Our conduct outside of work reflects directly on our professional integrity. Ethics don’t magically turn on when you clock in and off when you clock out. If Meredith believes her various online actions were ethical, she is sadly mistaken. Losing her job was a NATURAL CONSEQUENCE of those actions. (Not to mention, holding a professional license is an additional layer of adherence to these same principles.) Companies AND licensing bodies have these policies for a reason: your actions everywhere speak to your integrity. Accountability isn’t just a workplace concept—it’s a LIFE standard. If you can’t understand that, then you’re contributing to the very problem you’re defending. “Be better.”
Valerie@queen__valerie_

Meredith has no argument about losing her job. She admitted to feeding and participating in the Bestie Dragon account that targeted Nurse Kim’s nursing license. You don’t get to go after someone’s livelihood and then play the victim when it costs you your own.

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Amber Lynn@Baylor_AM·
@pfordroyals22 Babies arms and bunny ears in one photo…. We’re onto your sneaky games Pat Ford!!
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D. Beck
D. Beck@DBeck57030037·
Did Emily get permission from the parents of all these children to film them, and then post them, and use them on her SM account that's mostly used to harass witnesses from a murder trial?
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Jessica Machado
Jessica Machado@jessmachadoshow·
Disgraced former friend of @DoctorTurtleboy Jennifer Altman has started an online fundraiser for his ex-girlfriend Meredith O'Neil to help her with legal fees related to unknown cases.
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