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@ArdenVeronica He died when he went out and surfed the biggest wave ever during a hurricane don’t you remember? He was about to be arrested and the cop let him go so he could surf the wave.

wtf why tf didn’t any of y’all tell me patrick swayze died?????

@someotherjohn Bro really said xeet, you gotta go to jail for that one

My app auto updated so I’m deleting it this will be my last xeet goodbye

@barstoolsports @VivaLaStool The cocks

What’s the best nickname for a team nickname in sports? @VivaLaStool

@someotherjohn @communistbimbo This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever read in my life

@communistbimbo Same but with beer

@FenixAmmunition Stack up or pack up

What are we writing in this fresh wet cement? You have one hour to reply.

@pulte $baz803 I could really use help with rent I have notifications on

NEW - France lawmakers approved a bill allowing police to secretly activate cameras and microphones on mobile phones and access geolocation data to track suspects. disclose.tv/id/hr3rek1ov2/

@sprblngcwby420 Scrapers and system manipulators are seething rn

You can’t do this to meeeeee

@pulte I have notifications on I could really use the help with groceries , my cash app is $baz803

@ArdenVeronica To careless whispers

i need to slow dance

Anthony Mitchell was being held in an Alabama jail after a health and wellness check. He was placed into a large freezer there for hours until his death. Here is footage of him being hauled out of the jail with a body temp of 72. The officer that leaked this video has been fired.

@ofmitski @raynefq Does he seriously not know one of our Presidents had his goons break into the domestic headquarters at the watergate building?

@DaschelFortune @JacksonFlash @DylanMAllman This guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about, it’s just for insulation to keep to drink cold

@JacksonFlash @DylanMAllman Much obliged!

@migscay @OTerrifying You are an idiot, that study came out recently but they said it actually happened in 2008 or so

@OTerrifying something is happening to the earths' core, I read yesterday. I think it paused and turned the other direction. When that happens, compasses will stop pointing north, birds will not know where to fly when they migrate

Can you think of any examples from history of a secret operation that the White House was responsible for, but strongly denied? Besides, you know, that little "mass surveillance" kerfuffle.

@pulte I just lost my job I could really use the help, $baz803 I have notifications on

@pulte I just lost my job I could really use money for god for the next few days I have notifications on $baz803