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@benpartridge I guess this is as good a time as any to announce that I'm forming the Butlins Party.

American elections lack the sheer leisure centre-ness of their British counterparts.

@arthurbrooks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO.

No matter who wins today—your side or the other side—remember that the “other side” are our family, friends, and fellow Americans.

Let’s do this. #VOTE

[exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

@NoContextBrits <laughs in Pennsylvanian>

Busted! Trump's New Black Men Voter Video Packed With Undisclosed MAGA Operatives One man in Trump’s video was fired after allegedly engaging in unwelcome grinding and licking at a Christmas party ...there's video meidasnews.com/news/busted-tr…

This cartoon. 🥺

Junior is tripping tonight. He says Diddy was only arrested so Harris can blackmail all the celebrities who went to his parties, and that’s the only reason why so many celebrities have endorsed her.

remember when she asked him why he thinks its okay to call women fat pigs and he responded by saying she was on her period twitter.com/CBSEveningNews…

Ah, the sound of tens of millions of women simultaneously rolling up their sleeves and whatnot.

Trump is like that one uncle who always shows up at Thanksgiving and doesn't bring anything and drinks a little too much and then TRIES TO END OUR ENTIRE FUCKING DEMOCRACY FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD Y'ALL VOTE YOUR DAMN ASSES OFF AND WHATNOT!!!!

@anmut @stphnfwlr

@stphnfwlr If you've ever BEEN to a Trump rally you would know if fills up closer to the event beginning because there's a huge line of people trying to get in and through security.

Howdy from Raleigh, NC, where Trump kicks off the final day before the election at the Dorton Arena at 10AM. Fun fact it’s a) where Trump went the final day of 2016 and b) one building over from Biden’s first post-debate rally that marked the beginning of his end as nominee

@grocerieswegner @DaveMcCormickPA There must be tens of people there!

It’s giving peaked in high school…in @DaveMcCormickPA’s actual high school! 🤣🤣🤣 (Daily Wire reporter, on site of course.)

@sdemarcoii Who was the big musical performer at her rally in D.C.?

🤣 Harris has to have a celebrity holding a free concert to get folks to show up for her rallies. 🤦‍♂️ Hope Katy Perry doesn’t stiff those who attend like Beyonce did at hers.

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue Live fact checks at trump rallies now

Amber Rose is an RNC speaker, Trump coalition member, and was featured in an official Trump ad. The MAGA hypocrisy is off the charts. Trump’s supporters will complain about rap lyrics and twerking but stay silent on this.

John Matrix from Commando: Can you predict what's going to happen? Nate Silver: There is 94% chance you will not throw me off this cliff John Matrix: (throws Nate Silver off cliff, he gets impaled on a pole) you have a polling bias

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

@MAKK920 @BadgerStew <citation needed>

@BadgerStew Why because it takes forever to get the entire arena pack full since everyone has to go through security and their are 2 to 3 times as meny people outside than it can hold?

Wow. Trump is basically a washed up lounge act at this point. Just... pathetic.