RealDamon

New year, new me. I'm gonna be worse

That's alot of twigs

she’s a 10 but ghosts when she’s not ok

@ConsoBets @JessiccaaaS_ Smooth

@JessiccaaaS_ Go eat a Big Mac

age means fuck all for maturity when it comes to guys

I'm legally challenged

@cassiee1919 🙃

his insta following went up by 2 so my bodycount went up by 4

Look who is making their community proud--again. 'You white b****rd': UK Pakistani Gang left stranger with horror injuries in brutal, sudden attack - Manchester Evening News manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

Seeing a 10/10 retweet some fuckerie 🤟

@_FlickNow @growing_daniel I'd give him free drugs

Elon calls me D and I call him E it’s just a little thing we do

Unpopular opinion: There's literally nothing appealing about going out to bars and drinking.

Catching your heavily pregnant wife receiving backshots from her pastor on your matrimonial bed is a different kind of pain you can't heal from.

how the fuck r people still eating domino’s man it’s absolutely rank

That day when everyone learned that Swedish people don't feed guests in their home was so fucking FUNNY😭😭😭😭

How do people get into fights at a Rave man, grow up 🤣

@twothreeeight @JimmmyEricson Sorry for killing your wierd buzz

@BcatCcat @JimmmyEricson Aight Captain Buzzkill

Working class white lads have the deadliest banter, guy on site has one arm and they’ve nicknamed him octopus

Many people regret getting the V. No one regrets not getting it.

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

@Nigel_Farage Nigel your my father

Elon Musk has fired the entire “Human Rights” team at Twitter HQ. How will we survive?