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Chuck Turtleman 🐢

Chuck Turtleman 🐢

@BeTheCatfish

I haven't listened to new music since 1988. There's nothing funnier than a monkey.

Asheville area, NC Katılım Ekim 2010
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Chuck Turtleman 🐢@BeTheCatfish·
@jeffasu I’m not sure if I am more curious about how he committed the murder or how he played cornhole professionally.
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Am I the only one who think JSN is a one year wonder?
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet

The #Seahawks and Jaxon Smith-Njigba have a deal, as he is now the highest paid WR in the NFL, getting a 4-year, $168.6M contract extension with $120M guaranteed, per his agent at @WinSportsGroup.

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The Realest Truth@realesttruth1·
@marclamonthill Thank you! “Based in what she’s actually saying.” Yes! Yelling doesn’t automatically equal abuse. Sometimes it means passion and love
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ꪆৎ@fairiehaze·
DELETE ONE FOREVER
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HAWK@HawkEmDownChris·
Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.
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Chuck Turtleman 🐢@BeTheCatfish·
@jeffasu @ThrillaRilla369 "Great pride" 😂 I'm not "proud" but I do think it's funny. I'll always wonder if the owner of the Panty didn't put something in the Slushees.
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Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
For those who played video games between 1985 and 1995, what's the video game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why
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Jeff B. 🥩@jeffasu·
@MrLeadslinger My buddy @BeTheCatfish would say, “Silent Rage”. Just earlier today he suggested if it had gotten a higher budget and stared Sean Connery it could have been an Oscar contender. I’m not kidding.
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Brett Kollmann@BrettKollmann·
Bachelor and Mormon Wives fans are now finding out what sports fans have seen for years. Consequences don’t happen from police reports, they happen from video.
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Chuck Turtleman 🐢@BeTheCatfish·
@allaboutthem3ts @PokeysaurusRex @BrettKollmann @jcramos6898 Ozuna was charged with felony aggravated assault by strangulation. Can't find any evidence of video of Champman. Urias pled no contest and hasn't played in the major leagues since the incident. I'm not in full agreement that video = conviction, but it carries a ton of weight.
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Chuck Turtleman 🐢@BeTheCatfish·
The lemon pound cake song is legitimately good. And I can appreciate pettiness.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Chuck Turtleman 🐢@BeTheCatfish·
@avidseries As someone who lives in a very wooded neighborhood, I have mixed feelings. I loved the 100 foot trees until about the 4th giant limb or falling tree hit my fence, garage or house. Maintaining them is a lot to stay on top of.
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i/o@avidseries·
"A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent." How much money do builders save on costs by removing all the trees from a lot prior to construction? "Roughly $5,000 per lot." Vast swaths of residential America are bleak because of the selfishness, shortsightedness and greed of builders and developers. Personally, I can't live in a house in which there are no visual points of interest outside it that can be enjoyed through its windows. Views of trees, hills and mountains, maybe a skyline or compelling urban panorama — any of these will greatly increase the enjoyment of a home and improve the mental health of its occupants.
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild. A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten room-size air conditioners running 20 hours a day. One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12 percent within 15 years. The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster. This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA. The data is not in dispute. Removing those trees saves the builder roughly $5,000 per lot. Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree. Utility trenches need flat ground. A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon. Preserving trees adds weeks and thousands per home. So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades. The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room. The Woodlands, Texas is the proof of what happens when they are. George Mitchell bought 28,000 acres of Houston timberland in 1974 and preserved 28% as permanent green space. He forced McDonald's to build behind the tree canopy. That McDonald's became one of the highest-volume locations in Texas. The first office building, designed to reflect the surrounding forest so you couldn't see it from the street, leased completely. The Woodlands median home price today: $615,000. Katy, a comparable Houston suburb that clear-cut: $375,000. Named #1 community to live in America two years running. Fifty years of data. The trees are worth more than removing them saves. Developers clear-cut anyway because they sell the house once and leave. You live in it for 30 years.

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Chuck Turtleman 🐢@BeTheCatfish·
@avidseries @jeremymstamper Whenever I tell someone that I dislike reggae, they often say, “oh, not even on a beach in the Caribbean with a fruity drink?” and so forth. Terrible selling point if that’s what it takes to tolerate it.
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i/o@avidseries·
@jeremymstamper Words cannot convey how much I hate the Gravelly-Voiced White Boy Delta Mama Roadhouse Blue-Collar Gravy N' Grits Good Time Rock N' Roll genre of music. Only reggae is worse.
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
@peta Rare W. Chicken is practically a vegetable. That’s why I only eat 100% beef-fed beef
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PETA@peta·
Chickens aren’t food.
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Black Guns Matter@blkgunsmattr·
How old were you when you first fired a gun?
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