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@PokeysaurusRex
Clowns taste funny.
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@TopGlocc @TomPelissero It's fun to troll Vikings fans.
Next I'll get to the last time they made a Super Bowl.
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The Vikings agreed to terms with Seahawks assistant GM Nolan Teasley as their general manager, sources tell NFL Network.
Fresh off a Super Bowl win, Teasley — regarded as one of the NFL’s top young executives — now will try to bring a Lombardi Trophy to Minnesota.
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@O_h_G_o_s_h @RickDaSquirrel_ Did you get the impression from the rest of the movie that war is good and funny?
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@PokeysaurusRex @RickDaSquirrel_ no, it's entirely on the movie. there's comedic combat going on and then suddenly OH NO WAR IS BAD and then cut to a walker being crushed between two logs and a stormtrooper gets bonked on the head
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No like hearing it make a baby cry when dying and other Ewok trying to wake him up was more traumatic than watching Anakin get burned alive.
Like this felt real. Like I was actually watching children dying in a war they wanted no part in. Still hard to watch this scene today.
Jo🌺🎬@Goldxn_Violin
That one Ewok dying genuinely makes me sad as fuck
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@RichardHanania @OrganizerMemes The conservative closeted homosexuals yearn to be free.
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THEIR NEW GIRLFRIEND IS WOMEN
Acyn@Acyn
Tuberville: They’re now the socialist globalist Democrats. They left their base. Their new girlfriend is illegal aliens and women.
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@JohnyHelzapopin @Desdakon @Erinabigail15 Just saying things to say them at this point. Hope you enjoy the engagement.
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@Desdakon @Erinabigail15 Yes, American fresh ingredients are equally as bad as their processed ones
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This is the entire basis of American ‘seasoning’ discourse
They don’t understand the difference between fresh ingredients and dried chemical infused flavourings
Freyy@Freyy_is
there are people out here cooking without garlic powder and onion powder and i genuinely need to understand the why?
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@gro_tsen I wanna know who bookmarked this but didn’t like it.
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I am informed on the Good Place that there is an xkcd 2501 image generator: marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-gener…
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@O_h_G_o_s_h @RickDaSquirrel_ That’s not on the movie, that’s on the audience. Anyone with a soul is crushed by that scene. It’s not even surrounded by funny moments.
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@RickDaSquirrel_ my dad likes to tell me about how when he saw this in the theaters in the 1997 re-release everyone laughed. i always thought it was pretty dumb to try to explore the horror of war in 1.5 seconds via a cutified wookie
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@AndrewBylerPA @constans Like I’m supposed to believe you know what any of THOSE words mean hahaha. Later.
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@PokeysaurusRex @constans I’m sorry you live a life in mental chains.
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There is a constitutional right to drive “safely and prudently” at the speed the motor vehicle operator judges is proper.
It’s called being a free man.
constans@constans
People are throwing tantrums over this as if they have a constitutional right to break the speed limit after getting 16 speeding violations
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@geoffschwartz People are replying by accusing him of steroids but it’s possible it was just a crazy outlier season. Steroid used wouldn’t be scandalous until way after 1996, so why would Anderson have stopped?
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For me this answer will always be Brady Anderson.
He played 15 years and hit 25% of his career home runs in a single season. 😂
Baseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments
Name a random one year wonder player.
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@AndrewBylerPA @constans That just tells me you don’t know what the definition of that word is.
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@PokeysaurusRex @constans By definition, if you weren’t in a wreck, your drive was safe.
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@eastgorteau My god, I wish it was legal to slap someone as hard as possible any time they say, “Fans accepting mediocrity is the reason they’ll never win a title”.
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guy who thinks fans dictate roster decisions
skol 🫵🤠@whoknowsvikes
With our fanbase, the Vikings will forever be stuck in Vet QB Purgatory
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@AndrewBylerPA @constans Well that’s the thing, every unsafe driver thinks they’re a safe driver.
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@PokeysaurusRex @constans Oh I don’t think so. I have no interest in prosecuting myself or anyone else for safe driving.
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@GambelerQuail Shut-ins used to have pride, and that was when being a shut-in was weird.
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@TwinsCentral1 @HaydenHKA17 Do you think the team is just looking at his ERA when making this decision?
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@HaydenHKA17 Let’s ignore all the prior years and look at 2 months! Great idea to run a team. Outman is still on the roster btw.
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Awful decision. Why are we DFAing a guy before seeing if they are good as a reliever? Is it likely? No. But this is just silly to not find out.
Minnesota Twins@Twins
We have made the following roster moves:
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@AndrewBylerPA @constans The state police is the public. Have you never seen a criminal prosecution? “The People vs [defendant]”?
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@constans And who owns the public roads?
The public, not the State Police.
Checkmate, atheists.
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Blocking the last letter of the Hard R on that Rockwell painting is proof he's still got it as a cinematographer
henry@trappedkrinkle
82 year old George Lucas in 2026 btw
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@terminallyOL Ah that explains the screaming I hear from the kitchen.
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@PokeysaurusRex they butcher the chickens in house, brought in daily from nearby wingstop farms
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@kasumiga1 @Betsycashmoney My lily-white ass is literally going to the Asian grocery store after work today in Minnesota.
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@Betsycashmoney White people eat at Asian restos but they don’t shop at Asian grocery stores. H mart opening just means there’s tons of Asians there now. Kinda sad as the Midwest was considered the heartland of America once.
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I despise woke food discourse.
I'm glad white people love Asian food!
They are the reason my Asian mom in the Midwest now has an H-Mart!!!!
I don't think yall realize how hard it used to be for Asians to find Asian food in much of the country, especially outside the West Coast!
Betsey@Betsycashmoney
I got excited when I saw that "ube" was trending... I thought I was about to see some cool new recipes or something. Welp. Nope 😅
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@eastgorteau Calling Iceland rich is wild. Up until about 1950 it was basically just a place for planes to land on the way between North America and Europe.
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It’s not that I dislike the Park Board, but I’m rooting for the beavers at this point
Vince Mpls@vincempls
BREAKING BEAVER NEWS: Despite their largest tree supplies being thwarted by the Minneapolis Park Board, Minnehaha Creek beavers have begun building anyway, just to the north of the former location.
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