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Weed had me explaining a joke to myself... and somehow it got funnier. ๐
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@Be_Like_Lucian
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Katฤฑlฤฑm Temmuz 2023
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@muheediva01 I pack for the trip, the weather, and a completely fictional scenario that never happens. ๐ญ๐
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Bringing โjust in caseโ outfits on a trip is so real lmao.
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Soon as you tell sb you on twitter they think you watchin porn
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I ordered a pizza. The driver dropped it off. I opened the box... and froze.
I've been staring at this for minutes and I still have no idea what I'm looking at.
Does anyone know what this is? ๐ค
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45 new billionaires were minted from AI fortunes alone this past year. Meanwhile the workers whose jobs that same AI is replacing are still waiting on a retraining program nobody funded.
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when she asks โdo you trust me?โ yes ofc i thrust you
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My manager once told me she couldn't approve my PTO request because the team was "too stretched right now." I checked the shared calendar. Three other people had PTO approved for the same week. I didn't say anything. I just resubmitted for a different week and watched what happened. It was approved within the hour.
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If Lord of the Rings was remade in 2026, this might just be the most PERFECT cast ever.
Tom Holland as Frodo,
Pedro Pascal as Gandalf,
Zendaya as Galadriel,
Michael B. Jordan as Aragorn,
Elliot Page as Legolas,
Jenna Ortega as Arwen
Jack Black as Gimli.
Who's your favorite casting?
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The couples are sweet, and then suddenly something weird happens. ๐ฅบ
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He was hired to do a dangerous job in Germany and after the job was done,he was denied of his remaining pay.
Watch what he received from the person who contacted him.
Emylepser hub@emylepser273
Quote this with an interesting movie
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The right match values presence over perfection. Thanks for the reminder โ genuine curiosity beats any highlight reel.
Topz@tophz_
I watched my friend go on 27 first dates in one year. Every time it ended, heโd say the same thing: โNobody wants anything serious anymore.โ Then one woman asked him a question that completely changed his perspective. She said, โCan I be honest?โ He nodded. โYou spend the entire date trying to convince me youโre impressiveโฆ but you never try to get to know me.โ Silence. She was right. He talked about his job. His apartment. His gym routine. His travel plans. His goalsโฆ
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HR announced that anyone who used their phone during work hours would lose 2% of their monthly bonus for every offense. A Gen Z coworker got caught five times in one week and lost 10%. He just nodded and said nothing.
Yesterday, the company Wi-Fi went down for three hours. Every manager kept asking him to use his phone hotspot to keep the office running. He did. Then he submitted an invoice for internet services with the note:
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Capitalism doesn't ask, "What do people need?" It asks, "What will people keep paying for?" Those are two very different questions.
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