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Elon Musk's net worth nearly doubled in nine months, from $500 billion last October to just under $1 trillion today. For most people, that kind of jump would be a life-altering event they'd remember forever. For him, it's just Tuesday when you own the algorithm and the rocket company.

A students had a last puff to say "Goodbye" to his Bully

@Elkhalifa1111 Real AF 😅

Introvert me pretending to be pained about the plans we are cancelling

Elon Musk's net worth nearly doubled in nine months, from $500 billion last October to just under $1 trillion today. For most people, that kind of jump would be a life-altering event they'd remember forever. For him, it's just Tuesday when you own the algorithm and the rocket company.

When I'm with my friends and I get this unwavering sense of nostalgia that I will never relive this moment and how lucky I am to have lived it.

Wall Street landlords aren’t adding homes..they’re extracting rent. REITs outbid families using algorithms to squeeze every dollar. Evictions get treated as a revenue strategy. Neighborhoods become spreadsheets, not communities. Your rent bankrolls their empire.

I have a terrible habit of leaving things unsaid for the sake of peace.

@Rashford_ola4 Amen 🙌

May your hands find money, your mind find clarity, and your goals find completion. What you set in prayer, God will set in reality." Speak it. Work it. Watch it happen.

@nuel_szy I agree 💯

The conversations I’ve had with men who already have a woman that genuinely loves them… yet still chase other women… made me realise that being loved doesn’t heal someone who is addicted to validation

@nuel_szy Exactly bro

@itsblakexx Nike’s “customers under pressure” line is corporate code for pricing out the middle class. Sneakers went from staple to luxury thanks to inflation, stagnant wages, and premium pricing.

Nike openly admitted customers are "under pressure" this year. That's corporate for: we squeezed the middle class so hard they can't afford sneakers anymore.

Yes babe I did nothing wrong. 😫

“Every chapter has its final page. Thank you, Jaylen Brown, for a decade of heart, hustle, and unforgettable moments. The end of an era. 🍀💚”

Bro Got Molly Whooped by 2 Females 💀

Sun's gon' shine on everything you do

My Uber driver asked me to pretend to be his son for a phone call and I said yes before thinking about it. We were on the highway when his phone rang. Him: That's my mother. I need a favor. Me: What kind of favor? Him: Tell her you're eating well. Me: What? Him: She worries. Just say you're eating well. Me: I'm not your son. Him: She doesn't know that. Me: She doesn't know what her son sounds like? Him: She's eighty-four. She hears what she wants. He answered on speaker before I could object. Mom: David? Is that you? Him: (looking at me) Me: (panicking) Hi... Mom. Mom: You sound different. Me: I have a cold. Mom: Are you eating? Me: (pause) Very well. Lots of vegetables. Mom: What kind? Me: (looking at the driver desperately) Broccoli? Mom: You hate broccoli. Driver: (mouthing) SAY YOU CHANGED. Me: I changed. Mom: After thirty-seven years? Me: Growth is possible at any age. Driver: (giving thumbs up) Mom: Are you seeing anyone? Me: (pause) It's complicated. Mom: It's always complicated with you. What's her name? Me: (staring at the driver) I'd rather not say. Mom: Is she nice? Me: Very nice. Mom: Does she eat broccoli? Me: (pause) Religiously. Mom: Good. I'll let you go. Call more often, David. Me: I will, Mom. Take care. She hung up. Silence. Me: What just happened? Him: You did great. Me: I impersonated your son. Him: You gave her peace of mind. Me: About broccoli. Him: She's been worried about my vegetables for three decades. Me: Does your actual son know about this? Him: (very long pause) We don't talk. Me: So I'm the stand-in son now? Him: Just for phone calls. Me: How often? Him: She calls weekly. Me: I'm not doing this weekly. Him: What about biweekly? Me: I'm getting out at the next exit. Him: That's fair. He gave me a five-star rating. I gave him four. Docked one star for the emotional labor.