RJ

@KleinISD I attended my child's back to school event at Wunderlich. Please tell me why the principal said, "We can't educate you unless we can control you" when describing his new policies. I'm sending my child to school, not prison. I'm not the only one unimpressed w/ him.

@Matt_Pinner The roach flew.

only in three words

@stfuesh It

@TMobileHelp @TMobile Excellent idea - thank you!

@BeachAddict40 @TMobile While we don't have any extra swag to send out, it wouldn't hurt to check into your local T-Mobile stores. If they have anything left over from T-Mobile Tuesdays they should be able to help. ^JamieEnglish

@TMobile I need your help! My 2 siblings & I do a gag gift every year that's funny but also kinda useful. I had the amazing idea to collect T-MOBILE Tuesday items for a year & make gift baskets for each but I had the idea too late. Do you have any extra swag you can send my way?

Hey @LOrealParisUSA I put this liquid eyeliner on 13 hours ago - went to work, cooked dinner, AND went swimming for an hour with my face fully submerged most of that time. Eyeliner is the only part of my makeup that held up!

@HoustonTexans Already got tix for the 1st game! Counting down the days...

TEXANS FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

Rich, huh?!?

@HoustonTexans Arian foster

Comment who your favorite Texans player EVER is…

@theliamnissan Just had to re-follow... thanks for letting us know to check!

Everybody should check if you're still following me. Elon's got me on his shít list. Retweet for visibility

Fact........

@StephenKing You're right about that but... this is a great concept for your next book!

It's official: The lunatics are running the asylum.

@davidleavitt That's exactly what I thought. He said he brought back free speech literally seconds after removing Green for exercising his free speech

Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech. #StateOfTheUnion

@HoustonTexans 🤟

Drop a 🤘 for your chance to win the must-have game watch pack!

Has our status as a country taken another nose-dive in the minds and hearts of other developed countries?

Sean Penn mood is my mood

Effective January 20, 2025, Airforce One will have a new call sign. 👇👇👇👇👇👇

We had a politician in Norway that stole a couple of sunglasses and his entire political career was over.. in America you can be a Russian operative and a rapist pedophile convicted fellon racist nazi traitor and become president. Where did ethics in American politics go??