Catriona MacKenzie Samson

@JSamsonEsquire Pool house… she’s trying to hot box it

@BeamMeUpScotti_ Where are you two?

my good side

@JSamsonEsquire To a half bit skank to boot

I should have never sold @BeamMeUpScotti_ beach house here in Santa Monica. I'd be home by now

Happiest of happy birthdays to THE executive representative himself… @JSamsonEsquire

If he were go fulfill it… I’d have him quit by the first match’s ending

@PRS_2Pretty4U @one_wrestle You really should do your research to better connect the dots. No I'm not "staff" but contrary to the overinflated belief of @JusticeCross4, #Glory belongs to the #SamsonFamily i.e. @BeamMeUpScotti_ and @LilBitofAsti

The benefits of having a wife that’s a lawyer who specializes in sports contract law

@JSamsonEsquire @LilBitofAsti I second that

@LilBitofAsti I detect no lies

Every damn day… twice on Sunday

Ew Santa Monica. Dana Point is better.

@LilBitofAsti @JSamsonEsquire …TACOS!!

@JSamsonEsquire @BeamMeUpScotti_ We have discussed this…

Suggestions are welcomed

@JSamsonEsquire @LilBitofAsti Tacos > jewelry

@BeamMeUpScotti_ @LilBitofAsti Whatever is cheaper than jewelry

If this isn’t gonna happen… dog house… no cognac, no cigars

@JSamsonEsquire @LilBitofAsti Don’t tease us

@LilBitofAsti @BeamMeUpScotti_ We'll see what happens next week

practicing my eye rolling

@JusticeCross4 @one_wrestle We all know you like your cookies stuffed and filled. It’s not something to brag about. And it’s not the first time you misspoke… prolly won’t be the last either. Oh well… now kindly fuck off out of mentions.

@BeamMeUpScotti_ @one_wrestle If you were good wives you would remember that Friday is his poker night. If you were good wives, you would question him on why he was thinking of my cookies and where I was stuffing them. Instead you are being pissy at me because I misspoke and said wife instead of wives?

Shite… that’s every night… not that we complain. Poker night is Thursday… or was it? Idk I’ve had too much wine tonight. And it’s WIVES… plural as there’s 2 of us. 🖕🏻 Remove your head from your sphincter Jester.

Hanna and I are neutral

@JSamsonEsquire @LilBitofAsti Given it’s her… is there enough coffee in the world?

Good thing we're not Turkish, @BeamMeUpScotti_ and @LilBitofAsti

her

This will most likely be @JSamsonEsquire later